SeñorFartFace

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Werner Herzhog on the stupidity of Chickens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p-7XoVgNtA&index=154

Victoria Beckham, incredibly awkward interview.

People, we have lived in fear for too long; too long I say! It is up to us to band together and rise up against our Sentient Celery overlords!

Also a working VHS player would be appreciated.

I miss everything about her. Her maple syrup complexion, her maple syrup hair, even her dimpled maple syrup smile. I love you Mrs. Buttersworth, I always have and I always will.

Batman, Hugh Jackman, and a fat funnyman! This is the best superhero/Australian actor/Kevin James-Themed party ever!

They say actions speak louder than words. That's why I convey all important messages through the art of charades.

I love you more than words can express. Mainly because I don't know how to read or write.

You know, I may have a butt for a face but I still have a heart! Although it is located where my butt should be.

Now, I'm not saying John Cusack is a Reptilian but have you ever seen a John Cusack and a Reptilian at the same time and place?

Forget Funky Town! A-won't you take me to Funky Greater tri-state area!?

The number one thing on my bucket list is to buy a new bucket.

Whenever my Grandfather used to have a problem he would just fight fire with fire. He was also banned from volunteer firefighting for the same reason.

Get outta my office, Rufus the talking crime dog. You are THE worst detective I have seen in my 34 years on the force! Hand in your badge, your weapon, and your rubber newspaper chew toy.

I've heard of "Leave it to Beaver", but "Leave it to beavis and butthead"? No thank you, I'm a good-mannered conservative housewife, you know.

Julianne Moore is the focal point of Still Alice and she is the reason the film is worth seeing. The picture itself is earnest and well-made, but it remains earthbound while its leading lady soars to greatness. Welcome to Comedy bang bang.

Get your dirty hands off of me, ya damn dirty gardener! wash your hands first. Also I love what you did to the rose bush. Just Beautiful.

I'm thinking of making a one-man band, you want to join, listeners? Well too bad! It wont be a one man band then, you IDIOTS!

I don't play guitar but I did once play a guitar in a game of chess. It won.

When ever I go to a dollar or 99c store I like to say "I'll buy that for a dollar" because the only way I know how to connect to people is by referring to mid-80s action films in everyday speech.

Gross, it smells like a smelly gym-sock in here smelly gym-sock emporium and gift shop!

Now that's what I call a spicy meatball! My nickname for a spicy meatball is a "chilli fandango ferndog"

Scarlett: "Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go, what shall I do?" Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ham. You'll have to pay for it like all the other customers of my 1930's-era re-creation butchery."