It's 2016, people! And, if you ask me, it's about time we legalize medicinal butt chugging!

[It's 2016, people! And, if you ask me, it's about time we legalize medicinal butt chugging!]

It's 2016, people! And, if you ask me, it's about time we legalize medicinal butt chugging!

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Here's a video of a convicted felon singing an Adele-inspired "Sorry" to Judge at sentencing.

 

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Drunk Vegas Lawyer

 

[You can lead a horse to water but it will die if that water is on Mars.]

You can lead a horse to water but it will die if that water is on Mars.

[So Glenn Close, and yet so Jamie Farr.]

This is my favourite thing ever.

[Tell it to the Judge! The Mike Judge that is.]

Tell it to the Judge! The Mike Judge that is.

[You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick which suitcase contains the antidote!]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick which suitcase contains the antidote!

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Canadian Politician 'Elizabeth May' getting pulled off the stage after an 'unusual speech'

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpOE59SinhE&feature=youtu.be&t=467

[I have a heart of gold and a liver of zinc. Doctors say I shouldn't be alive.]

I have a heart of gold and a liver of zinc. Doctors say I shouldn't be alive.

[Nice nuts, bro!!]

Nice nuts, bro!!

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Guy has very specific requirements...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXXUti2kik

[The only type of revolution that I believe in is Dance Dance Revolution.]

The only type of revolution that I believe in is Dance Dance Revolution.

[Did you know that the average John Goodman earns 30 cents more than the average John Goodwoman?]

Did you know that the average John Goodman earns 30 cents more than the average John Goodwoman?

[You're not a superintendent! In fact, I don't even think you're a regularintendent!]

You're not a superintendent! In fact, I don't even think you're a regularintendent!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Rb9mIOivI

 

Guy gets kicked out of concert.

[Contrary to popular belief, Jim belushi doesn't have the strength of ten men. It's actually closer to six men.]

Contrary to popular belief, Jim belushi doesn't have the strength of ten men. It's actually closer to six men.

[This next reading comes from the Gospel according to Jim.]

This next reading comes from the Gospel according to Jim.

[I blame society (Society is the name of my Armenian roommate who forgot to pay the rent bill. AGAIN!).]

I blame society! (Society is the name of my Armenian roommate who forgot to pay the rent bill. AGAIN!).

[Shut up, Jiblet Joe! Nobody likes you OR your stupid commemorative plate collection!]

Shut up, Jiblet Joe! Nobody likes you OR your stupid commemorative plate collection!

[Just like Garfield, I too hate Mondays and my owner Jon Arbuckle.]

Just like Garfield, I too hate Mondays and my owner Jon Arbuckle.

[I dont believe in goblins, ghouls, ghosts, or Garey Busey!]

I dont believe in goblins, ghouls, ghosts, or Garey Busey!

[Her hair was like the purest of silk and her smile was also like silk, her skin too. Come to think of it, she may just have been a silk pillow cover.]

Her hair was like the purest of silk and her smile was also like silk, her skin too. Come to think of it, she may just have been a silk pillow cover.

[There is only one thing I hate more than crime and that thing is two crimes at the same time.]

There is only one thing I hate more than crime and that thing is two crimes at the same time.

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Guy thinks his constitutional rights are being violated by a train ticket inspector.

Hopefully this video will redeem my chatbot one.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UscDriELjAc

 

Also here the guy tries to equate being asked for a ticket to the injustices that black people have faced throughout American history.