Spenny and the Jets

I just went to naturebox.com/improv and got me some snacks. They ship to Canada!

Great Ehnnn Wrong this week. I guess I'm the government then.

YES! YES! They finally said my name and it feels so good! Also fun to imagine myself as a middle class boner, that's so me. Also, my friend tried to get his friend into Hollywood Handbook and I think we're due for an ep of ehnnn WRONG:

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"Ooooh papi let me bang" just destroyed me. Amazing ep. They touched on this at the end but I was also incredibly impressed with the sharp callbacks. I do a ton of improv and smoke a ton of pot but almost never together, it's so hard to remember something 10 minutes prior. ALMOST no eating noises, you're nearly there guys!

Alright I will not be reading all 13 pages of the forum (leave this place for a couple days and BAM you've got more reading than a third year English student). BUT I WILL SAY THIS: Joe McGurl, *clenches teeth* I'm so happy for you! What is going on. When will the name "Spenny and the Jets" be synonymous with "pro-version". I literally did pay $100! Joe makes that much in a year! Agata can you do something? Brett even? Engineer cody boy? Also great ep, real corker of a guest.

Off topic but, guys, greggy has a hilarious twitter https://twitter.com/TheGreggiest

The scuzzman looks exactly like I pictured

Jesus this Colt character is on for a day and HE gets the pro version? I mean dude's got a cross between a go cart and a tractor for a profile picture! Prolly smashes dumpsters together for a living! And you're telling me he paid more than $117 Canadian? Geez Louise (Lake Louise, Canada) P.S. "something of a farmy brat" will always make me buss' up

Also can you ask Sean and Hayes to gimme dat pro-version?

Goldie Hawn, well, which one is it?

Very late to the game but I need to tell you all: HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK IS THE BEST PODCAST ON THIS NETWORK Blasphemy I know but fuck me it's incredible. ALSO, anyone else find that Torquil sounded like Brendon Small?

Love all this fat dick talk. Posting again to petition for my pro-version. #SpennyForProVersion #TimSaysI'mReady #I'mABoy

I'm a boy

Maybe I'm just the most immature person in the world, but pulling a tampon out with a 4x4 absolutely KILLED me.

First of all, enough of these negative vibes towards the musical guest, she was great! Even if she hadn't been great she comes from a place of truth (truth in comedy, doy). I actually came on here to remind everyone that the "wanna .69?" joke was absolute brilliance. Also I love Eugene's relentless agenda to bring up 90s booty music all the time. This isn't the first time he's done it and it always kills me.

What up what up, I haven't listened to this ep yet but I won't let that stop me from speaking my mind. HUGE NEWS: I managed to get my roommate hooked on hollywood handbook! A regular scoop troop member even! Take that wolf den (bend right down and suck on these)! Now that I have your attention, Sean and Hayes, where's my goddamn pro-version? I donated $100 ($117 Canadian) to this dang show and all I want is for a pseudo-celebrity to say "Spenny". Is that so much to ask? Please and thanks.

Incredible ep all the way through. Charlie kills me. I was dying when he confused Eugene for a server.

watch those CBB references pal you wanna get two weeks detention?

Mouse skeleton made me buss up super good too. There are so many great momenta but here are some that come to my mind Re: other podcasts on earwolf "bend right down and suck on these" "Who are some actresses who AREN'T pretty and AREN'T talented?" Re: #YesAllWomen "Yes, and us as well, if anything more so"

I haven't read this whole thread so maybe this has been covered.... But holy shit Chanson referred to as the human mosquito just killed me. Also I paid my hundo bucks daddy wants his pro version

wowza big get

Because like a peach indeed. So I donated a hundo big ones to the show and I'm still waiting for my shoutout or at the bee least pro version. I had to work a bunch of double shifts at the dumpster yards to afford it too... I'm hopeful though that if a farm orphan can get to where Sean is, maybe I can too. Hey Chanson

Brilliant ep "Same truths! Same truths!"

I was gettin' real spoooked listening to that part about mouse skellingtons, cuz they could be ANYWHERE. Also, does anyone remember the episode where they were talking about "yes all women, and us as well"? That bit still buss's me up on the reg.