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MIND BLOWN!

And Sharknado 2's part on the plane was definitely the best part of that movie!

ALL OF MY OMISSIONS! Castor had multiple pair of sunglasses for different situations. Oh they're gonna be flying? Well of course he needs his flying sunglasses. I'm definitely under the impression that Sean Archer wrote that report because it seemed like he was the head of that case. Which... why would they let the victim's father be on the case at all?! There is no way if a cop's child was shot that they would then let that cop investigate this case for 6 years! THE CLOSE UP OF THE DAUGHTER'S MAKEUP, Y'ALL! She hides her face and then turns around and BOOM goth makeup galore! I expected them both to start seriously screaming like this was some horror movie. There were a few times when John Travolta walked so oddly that I thought he was preparing to walk through a glass door. No but seriously how was Nic Cage talking or smoking WITH NO LIPS?! Why was it so important for no one to know that John Travolta was going to become Nic Cage? He was infiltrating a prison that supposedly no one knew about anyway so I can't really comprehend why his wife nor his agents could be filled in on this secret. Was Pollux the kind of person that got outside information at a snap of a finger? Maybe it would be harder for him to find out if there weren't TVs all over the place that had the news plastered on. How did Castor!Travolta tell Pollux that he was actually Castor? I mean I guess he was still just as fucking crazy and Pollux could read him like a book, but all of a sudden you just see these two together and Pollux knows that that is his actual brother without any convincing at all. Was it cause he was already suspicious to begin with? Sean!Cage escapes from prison and literally does NOTHING to hide his face except for turn his head away from a cop. No hat, no sunglasses, not even a rolled up window to cover him So Sean!Travolta beats the crap out of Castor at the beginning which would leave you to believe that he has better hand to hand combat skills, right? But then Sean!Cage gets his ass handed to him at the ending. So are we to believe that John Travolta's body is just physically superior even after all the insults to him being bigger? And finally just the whole time watching John Travolta act I couldn't help think of this But he was still way better as Castor than he was as Sean.

I noticed that too but she directly says the bald guy is her brother and then Sean Archer calls her his sister and he wouldn't have done that if they weren't actually related. Sean Archer don't give a shit about being so close you are practically siblings.

To start things off (because honestly y'all are gonna see a ton of posts from me today) I have to say I took A TON OF NOTES DURING THIS AWESOME MOVIE! And at one point I just had to stop because I picked back up of course because it just got better and better but I really just had to soak up all the amazingness of this movie.

That still makes me think that even a bone dry sewer that smells terrible should have tons of germs. But you are certainly correct that he shouldn't have been able to have grabbed it that quickly cause that thing would have fallen down. All in all that bunny should have been cleaned before being handed off to a 7 year old haha.

I just saw this after a friend told me about the "Top that!" scene and I just....... WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN DONE YET!?

YES! Another movie that was made for HDTGM!

I've been wanting to make this topic for so long but I was convinced it was already there and I just couldn't find it. This is probably my favorite bad movie? I'll watch it every time it's on TV and I have to say the commentary with Roland Emmerich and another writer make it that much better. When the director is making fun of his own movie then you know you have GOLD!

I agree! But also I got the feeling that we were supposed to cheer for him because he didn't kill her? Like I mean I'm really happy that she lived but I'm still not going to feel happy that the dude who wore a head as a hat got away in the end.

One more thing I want to add... I have this feeling that even if the DEA agent on the plane didn't have a gun as soon as he made himself known as an undercover agent he would have been shot. Maybe not because they could have just handcuffed him like the female officer but it seems like no matter what he didn't have a good future ahead of him. If he had just stayed quiet and maybe saw that Nic Cage wasn't a lunatic he could have banned together with him, but alas he was an idiot.

I am so glad y'all mentioned the sewer bunny because the whole time I was watching that last part I kept yelling, "DON'T GIVE HER THE SEWER BUNNY!" Cause let's be real that thing was probably covered in germs after being in a Las Vegas sewer! OH! Also can we all talk about how GIANT those explosions were?! Every thing that blew up was as if 5 trucks full of gas went up in flames all at the same time. Which really can only be a good explosion for the actual gas station but not every single one! And I love how everyone was terrified of the fire while walking away except for Cyrus who did that "bad ass dudes walking away from explosions without looking back" thing.

Like the others I really missed June today! But Brett Gelman was an excellent guest so he must come back soon!

If they ever do this movie they HAVE to get Chris Hardwick back on since he originated the Tom Cruise roll.

I went on a set up group date in middle school to see this movie. I attribute it to killing that relationship before it even began.

This movie definitely needs to be on this show because you take one look at it and ask the name of the show! How did this shit get made!? Also on the Olivia Munn topic; Just because someone doesn't consistently stick to one subject or talk about something non-stop doesn't mean that they are a fake. That being said... I can not stand this woman ahaha. I have also heard many many people from G4 talk about how she treated them like they were less than her. She just doesn't seem like a very respectable person.

Y'all "A double feature of Xanadu and another musical released at about the same time, Can't Stop the Music, inspired John J. B. Wilson to create the Golden Raspberry Awards (or "Razzies"), an annual event "dishonoring" what is considered the worst in cinema for a given year. Xanadu won the first Razzie for Worst Director and was nominated for six other awards." This movie was so bad that it created the Razzies.

Also my bond girl name: Cherry Holiday

I can't believe I forgot to mention that in my first post! It sounded as loud as a lawnmower and she has to have James yell at her to look out behind her! I am rolling laughing just thinking about it!

I thought about this as well! Was it their way of showing us some really awful foreshadowing? Or letting us in on Bond's thoughts while he was snowboarding away from the Russians? I mean I guess in that scenario we would all wish they had been California girls.

Wait wait wait Y'all went the entire episode without mentioning the fact that James thought he could stop them from getting into that Authorized Personnel Only room by locking a simple chain lock?! And then Zorin puts his hand through the space and just starts shooting at everything?! I mean thank GOD James Bond locked that door! Who knows how easier it would have been for Zorin to start shooting at them! Seriously though that damn lock gave me and my roommate the best laugh in a long time! Also I think the very literal imagery used for the opening credits did me in (after the snowboarding and dick submarine obviously). Of course if Duran Duran sings about someone getting chilled the girl needs to have neon snowflakes painted onto her!

Matt Jones was an AMAZING guest! Please y'all have him back soon! But does anyone else think that Tony Danza in Don Jon took this movie as an inspiration on how to be a creepy ass father trying to hit on his son's girlfriend? That's one of the main things that was running through my mind because both these men gave me the creeps while watching the movies haha.

I add my nominations for "Knowing" and "Snake Eyes" but I'm also throwing "Face/Off" into the mix because I've literally only seen the first 10 minutes and I can't wrap my brain around it.

Y'all gave two impression credits to the wrong people! The Edward impression was done by Doug Benson and the Leprechaun impression was Kumail Nanjiani's!

Lexi Alexander was absolutely amazing but I still tell my friends and family the Jack O'Halloran stories because they are so freaking fascinating! Y'all should seriously just have him on again to tell more stories! And of course Danny Trejo just made me want to be friends with him.