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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    Okay another one of my questions... Was Mrs. Peel in this movie supposed to resemble Marvel's Black Widow? Her character in the comic books was already well established even though there was no thought of having her in a movie yet, but did they think that would get comic book nerds to spend the money to see this piece of crap? Just cause they thought they would get a taste of Natasha Romanoff? Cause shit Uma Thurman just looks like such a knock-off Black Widow and I can't stand it.
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    Not to mention she dives into the water! Her neck would have instantly been broken if that was any shallower than 13 ft because of the height she jumped from. I swear based on what we saw in this movie Steed is the worst fighter! He only (I think) really fights three times in this movie and every time it didn't boost my confidence in his skills. I wrote in my notes plenty of times that he was just the worst spy ever! Most of the time Uma Thurman saves herself from harm! And then gives credit to him later! WHY!? 2ma ran off on her own, he didn't save you. You jumped out of a mirror/window on your own while you were drugged up, he did nothing but pick you up and take you home. You save yourself from Father and 2ma and kill them, he did NOTHING! Why is he considered the best spy!?
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    OH MY GOD UMA THURMAN BEING A ROBOT WAS MY THEORY THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE! I was gonna write out this long ass theory that would actually make the movie make sense about Sean Connery building these Uma Thurman robots that looked like his dead wife (whom he has a comically large painting of in his house) and that's why Uma Thurman says everything in such a specific way and moves soooo stiffly! Because there is no logical way that a human being would move, emote, and talk like that! But I didn't just think 2ma was the robot but Uma as well. Her acting was fucking awful and only makes sense to me if she's a robot. ETA: Screw it I'm writing more of this out. So for some reason Sean Connery has a painting of a blonde Uma Thurman above his piano in his home. Also side note, every iteration of Uma in this movie has the exact same haircut and style. I assume they all go to the same hairdresser. My theory is that Mrs. Peel is yet another robot that he did build in the likeness of his dead wife, Blondma, to actually infiltrate the Ministry to gain their trust. He can then have 2ma go and do all of the nefarious plans he has brilliantly thought up and still have the ministry on Mrs. Peel's side, which seemed rather easy considering they only arrested her well after they found out there was actually two of her. It would have been a much better rather "Hydra" plan since he had already had Father involved. That way he can then work out how to infiltrate the government and then foreign governments and soon he has an entire world organization where he can basically do whatever he wants. But even when you see Father start to enact her own plan for Mrs. Peel and the Ministry she is straight up killed along with 2ma! How does weather fit into all of this? It fucking doesn't. Because that plot line was the worst out of everything they introduced and it makes me angry.
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    Blank Check (1994)

    Why has it been 2 years since someone wrote in this thread? Did they start a new one and I missed it??? They need to do Blank Check ffs!
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    BONUS: A Conversation with Mel Brooks

    I had genuinely been considering an Indiegogo campaign to fund what's probably gonna be the most expensive part of this whole project and I swear he just made that sound even more enticing. Especially since I've already put my own money into this and therefore broke the only 2 damn rules!
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    BONUS: A Conversation with Mel Brooks

    Holy shit this was a gold mine of information! About the movie and about creating shit in general! I mean I've been embarking on a photo project for the past year and a half and his nuggets of wisdom still impacted me going forward for my own artistic endeavors!
  7. Gosh this episode was just so delightful!!!
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I reject that captioning because he clearly says "LITRALLY"
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I was really sad with the way she ended up too, and with the way they went with Jason Wilkes. I could see him double crossing them from a mile away and even though he still ended up being a good guy who was just in a desperate situation it kinda left a bad taste in my mouth (especially since he was literally the only POC to have a major role on the show). I loved him and Peggy's chemistry though and wish they had gotten a fairer chance to explore a relationship. Also (I don't think he's actually ever been on HDTGM but he seems to run in the same group) Matt Braunger!
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    You can totally send your notes whenever! I ain't got no rules bout that! I think ABC set this season up for failure because in my opinion it was soooo goooood but the way they paced the episodes by airing so many back to back just kinda left the finale feeling really anti-climatic. Was a real shame because Madame Masque is one of my fave villains and seeing Dottie truly terrified of her was just the icing on the cake.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    SHUT UP I WEAR THAT SAME COLOR!!!!!!!! I'm literally gonna wear it when I meet her in a couple of weeks and try desperately to contain myself from yelling at her, "DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS COLOR CAUSE IT'S THE SAME ONE YOU WEAR!" I just bought an Estee Lauder color that I'm literally obsessed with too but I'm too lazy to get up and look at the exact name but it's a liquid lipstick in the most beautiful red (very very similar to the red velvet so you can see where my tastes lie lol).
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I'm also in a dark lip color period. Well mostly because I wear a lot of dark colors and the dark lips just really tie the whole package together. But there are periods where I wear a nice pink or purple that's not crazy dark (really just Plumful from MAC) so yes I seconded your question cause that color is perf.
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    Ask Paul!

    I also need this information!
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Y'ALL https://www.facebook...56106991179737/ I'm sad it's not the original but just hearing "Go ninja, go ninja, go!" kinda made my day.
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    Remember Me (2010)

    I kinda really liked this movie lol
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Can't we all agree that foxes are just some weird hybrids? Cause I swear that video shows a fox that acts way more like my cat, Ms. Kitty Bennet (I had to share her name cause I'm super proud of my cat naming abilities), than any dog I've had. Granted I come from a family who loves bigger dogs and I've only ever been around labs and greyhounds.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Seriously like every interview I see I keep noticing different things that just make me go "JUNE YOU BEAUTIFUL OPALESCENT TREE SHARK" Like how amazing that lip color is on her. Just perfect.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    The fact that they go from having no idea that Sean Connery is the bad guy to suddenly knowing that he is the bad guy confused the absolute fuck out of me. This whole movie seemed to have 5 plots going around and not a single one of them went any deeper than the face value of their introduction.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    http://on.today.com/244pb2D I just about died when June said she wasn't pregnant to them and threw off the whole interview. I fucking love her and her incredibly gorgeous blue eyes that seem way even bluer in this video.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Dammit, you caught on to me.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Yes I wrote, "This dialogue is HORRENDOUS!" after every one of those quotes in my notes and then sometimes sporadically so I'm sure there are other quotes I picked up on but felt were unworthy of actually quoting. There's something I'm holding off on bringing up until the main thread because it's genuinely my main theory for the entire movie but it literally is based off the way Uma Thurman read all of her lines and just the way her whole face moved. So awful.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I genuinely hated it. Genuinely. I had such an amazing time! I even got a tattoo in Dublin to commemorate my good time! Everyone we met kept apologizing for the heat (I think the highest it ever got was 75F... not sure what that is in C... maybe like 20? 25?) and I just kept being like, "Oh bless your hearts." But then the moment they found out we were from Texas they then blamed us for the unseasonably warm weather. FUCKING WEATHER TALK AGAIN THIS MOVIE HAS MADE ME ANGRY JUST TO TALK ABOUT THE ACTUAL WEATHER
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    No no actually I am glad you cleared this up. I figured it was actually some well known thing that I had just never heard before, but it was the way they had delivered it and then how he didn't even let a beat pass after her line BEFORE HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AGAIN that made it seem so fantastically ridiculous. On it's own it doesn't seem as crazy, especially if it is a popular British children's rhyme.
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    Episode 13 - Groundhog Day w/ Stephen Tobolowsky

    Despite this thread now being months and months old, I had to come and talk about how hard I laughed during the "I Was There Mew" segment. I even played it for my mom the next time I saw her because Margeaux is just like my cat in that she meows non-stop and eats every fuckin' thing in site because she is the fattest thing to ever live. So we both really really enjoyed that conversation. I appreciate the amount of cat talk, Mr. Gourley. You don't even know.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Wow that sounds like a hell of a party
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