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Well what word do you want me to use for someone that ysed to back and forth every few minutes for the better part of a year and initiate conversations at 6AM and who lives several states away. That thats the strongest connection ive had with anyone in my life and Im almost 30. Mental illness, homeschooling, and being an only child dont leave you imprinted with most of the social utilities everyone else seems to find as second nature. You try fully reformatting your own brain with no one to talk to at all or social cues to even react to.
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I wish I had a brotherson. I could really have used the money I used to comission a painting that would never come to be because when my artist friend decided I wasnt worth the trouble I just told her to keep it and not make me anything because I would never be able to mount a monument to my own failures as a human on my wall. It was a lot, but like sean said, you cant take it with you. I miss her way more.
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maybe the cellar door thing is popular with poets because it subconsciously poses a question about how one percieves their environment/circumstances and if they see trappings or opportunities. Like "cell or door?", sort of like "Do you see a forest or trees?" but less insistant upon a need to be able to percieve any kind of specific big picture.
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And as for the brace, this is a less invasive operation that induces inflammasion of the tendon on the opposite side of the leg and pulls it back into place with scar tissue. It could have been worse the vet said, but its still not fun for the doglet.
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That trailer for "A Dog's Purpose looks pretty interesting. I don't know why everything to do with dogs in movies and tv is always a "Youre gonna fucking cry" scenario. I means what's everyone's favorite episode of Futurama? yknow
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I have to go wake up pup to give him his pills from the vet. Its a 3 stage operation to keep his kneecap from slipping out of place. He has to go back two more times at three week intervals.
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this shit is bananas. B - a - n - a - n - a - s Bonkers, hey totally nuts Literallyliterallyliterallyliterallyliterally
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I tried to get my one real friend, Jessica, who happens to be of Italian descent (although that makes literally no difference to me) to listen to Hollywood Handbook and she flat out told me no. Although she did later listen to the matt Besser episode and sent me videos of herself petting one of her pet cats while listening to it. She no longer speaks to me and has blocked me because I told her she was being insensitive to her suicidal sister who was about to lose her apartment. So much so that I thought it must have been her boyfriend pretending to be her or something. I want to draft the internet domain "YakkoWakko.com" because its a good pun and should have been the homepage for the show when it was on. I had dreams about escaping from bizarre Mad Max esque scenarios but without cars during the 7 hours I slept today which are the first sleep I have had in 3 days. Please dont play with the 'Buy It Now: button because I am trying to keep my health insurance going so I can actually afford the 5 medications I am on. My therapist is still away on a mysterious "emergency leave". I listened to this episode 3 times and I still don't know what the "show" is. My dog had supper and is taking a nap now.
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What's your sign baby?! I'm a vertigo. Now get me out of this tree and in to your car!!!!
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J-Mac? That you? -
Jumping the Shark used to be called Screwing the Pooch which used to be Bumming the Giraffe. And we all know where that came from. The Pervert Irish.
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Say again? Sorry I was practicing my trombone. -
Episode 148 - Andree Vermeulen, Our Close Friend
TVsFredSavage replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Their moods in that last pic look like my cel reception today... -
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days! Thursday, Friday, Deep Depression - The weekend comes, can't get out of bed. Fuck me.
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Oh, reality...how did you get in here? -
Snapchat me your Deets, I'll hit you up on Friendster and we can Bebo some heroin later. Cool bro.
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I only have xanga -
Location, Location, Location, Samuel L Jackson - The Four L's of Real Motherfuckin' Esate.
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Garden State was right, 'home' CAN be a person... -
"I remember when all this was fields." Please Mister Fields put your penis away.
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Im looking for the box, one moment. -
I dunno about that autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd have to be pretty desperate to fuck an exhaust pipe.
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Harambe ? He's just King Kong for Millennials. Millennials? They're just Baby Boomers for this century. Baby Boomers? They just love exploding babies.
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I never got to play Left 4 Dead because I didnt have 3 friends. -
Space Ghetto. To our Scottish listeners that just sounded like I said Spice Girl. Weird, huh?
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I read it as Space Jam -
Sheep should be shorn and not herd.
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then how do you scheer them, theyd be all over the place? -
Where wolf? Were wolf? We're wolf. Queerwolf. Dr. Suess' lost manuscript finally uncovered!
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I guess that means werefriends -
You know what they say? Small hands - cheaper gloves.
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So thats why I'm broke... -
Big news for us! We're pregnant! And by 'we' I mean 'you'. And by 'us' I also mean 'you'. I don't date no weird Junior ass pregnant men.
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Hows that 6 pack working out for ya, chief? -
Don't stop. Be Leaving. That's right - get the fuck out of here.
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But what actually happened? -
Can confirm. Am forest clown. More competition than usual.