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Isn't it ironic as fuck, satiric as shit, & parroty like a muh fuh Polly wanna wittle bit of bwed? & that was patronizing, dad

My side project is a back alley front for topless bottom-feeding go-getters like our final contestant, spare ribs

For those who think there should be more pageantry in podcasting, I'll have you know my panties got mad glitters

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Hey dummies, what do you think was actually in the red and blue pills? It's all kool-aid baby. Oh Yeah!

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McCoy drops in, 14 foot air on the first wall, alley-oop no-handed 540, barspin to tailwhip, 360 the gap. No take back

no offense, but much disrespect, you look like a victim of hygiene neglect

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Also smarter than the above average bear even.

Macy Grey's Anatomy's Thanksgiving Day Parade featuring Steven Tyler Durden & the Chumpteenth Street Band

Do the pick & roll, try the hot & curl. Now do the fluff & twist. Ain't window washing the grandest thing?

I like my Batmens angsty like Bruce Wangsty. But my Supermens gotta be flustered like cold mustard. Dig

Just like you I have all the standard issues. Depression, anxiety, Rolling Stone #335. Also that one Korn album

what do you get when you cross your chest with a splash of holy water? i don't know but it's climbing up your flying buttress

we will get to smegma organically

Here's a classic example of misdirection: Go west, hang a lefty, turn state's evidence then flip a huey, dewey AND louie

Expectation is a bitch. Don't forget it. She's the one out front grinding on the flag pole. Initiative's what we call that.

Welcome to the place where dream sequences go to die, where Sancho Panza went to piss, where joy & laughter lives

Here come the trolley it go clang clang

Mazel tov cock tale number five seven six: Gideon makes a nude acquaintance

"This too shall pass," said the man on the cold concrete floor, though his bowels had another thing in mind. Enter exit strategy foxtrot alfa romeo tango

I live in a vacuum, which is murder on my allergies, but you should see my collection of lint balls & pennies

My radar's going nuts, the enemy must have us surrounded! Jettison the Jetsons' gelatin patents post-haste Pastor Percy

Go camera two! And- Fractions!