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And knowing is half the battle droid's primary mission objectives. Then 25% kicking ass & 25% snaking drains. Plumbot 3000, do you copy?!

indeed... the venom out of cobra commander

Patience is a virtual reality simulation. Dynamite's a solid salad topping.

From where I'm sitting, you know what? Yeah, I think the White House is the logical next step. Somebody SNIFF me!

Come on, I mean, what even really is a "Messiah" when you break it down? Be cool. Don't like- be a jerk about it. Chill. Hang. Then we go somewhere nice when the party's over. Alabama Cares 2016

word up word up. Hey. You all seem like the good ones on here. I got this thing it goes: "No offense, but much disrespect, you look like a victim of _______ neglect." I can't quite get it, know its there somewhere, would appreciate anything at all full credit if something were to happen with it. Handbook4life

On paper- it just doesn't make much sense. But on Pizza- THAT'S where the pasta sauce gots to get gravy.

nobody likes people to call them on their shit. instead call them on their cellphone, better reception

In B.C., universal sperm dispersal led to rampant population growth. See B.S.? It was actually on a smooth, steady rise.

a nightingale sang in charles barkley's hair

I thought I'd seen everything but this takes the cake, & this makes the bacon, & whats this button do? Wow, spaghetti!

My motivation is adrenaline. My back story is side boob & frontal lobotomies. My kryptonite is Kwanzaa. Let's dance!

Think blue velvet meets red dawn meets meet joe black crossed with a little purple rains and a side of collard greens

Oh, I see. You pee pole is wet with mildew & sweat, tasting of Babs & Midler Bette, just like a symphony of love

I got lots of options for haircuts on my Lhasa Apsan bear cub Mr Watson dread despair some as they crossed Wisconsin Square thugs as you was

I have no self-control. Twas stole by an elf patrol. One night as I slept slash silently wept & felt my svelte but whole

I ain't mad at you bro, I ain't pissed at you sis. But I am peeved at Steve, and randy about Mandy. Patinkin?

Come one come all come Urkel & Saul for this commercial casting call. Start reading where it says, "Mmm butter."

I could really go for some flat chested broad minded low income high output middle class shit are we rolling?

saul about the vision, said ray charles to james brown. no way man it's the sound, said stevie wonder to short round

The farce is strange with this one. Set phasers to stupid. Eaty beety booyah

I'm special I'm gifted my soul she's uplifted my ass he's implanted with croutons and biscuits. Wanna feel?

My soul is wide open, heart is enlarged, I just had a sex dream with Lisa and Marge

I can't describe the feeling, but let's here go and give it a shot, see if we could maybe reinvent the ice cream sandwich.

Damn you fool, a plague on one of your houses. But watch it, I got my eye on that chateau in Sheboygan.