greazey_bob

If I, were king, of the Forest Whitaker. I'd probably just make him do lines from Ghost Dog and Phenomenon

Papa stay. Mama stay. Namaste. Lisa Loeb, eat your heart out.

That is some borscht head Constable Johnston. I swerve on my mama's gravy.

Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

How about we CATCH, the mockingbird. And we KILL, the predator. Is now drones is people too?

Something akin to a Ken doll and Barbie banging flat plastic genitalia like bunnies

If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity, all I need is a pint a day- if I ever run out of beer. If we ever run out of beer.

Hey Seuss crease toe, king of the juicy FRUITS that's a good smoothie!

Rory like grease, make all go smooth. Skylar not feel so alone. Pam be crazy! Best kind tho'. Much good show

Did our Tootie too see three P.O. Box office numbers? Did she choose wisely? Learning the facts of licentiousness

"have you heard 'a' neervana?"

Does CGI monkey butthole count here, or are we talking strictly IRL? I asked my monkey to let me see his butt he'll not get off the couch!

Hey man, this ain't a blind mowing contest. Knock it off with all the big words. Conceptual my asthma attack.

Wherever there is injustice you will find us. Wherever there is suffering we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: The A-Team. Murdock you're crazy!

Yes and, no but, what if, who cares! All this improvising has got me plum tuckered!

This is NorCal homie. Where we majored in mining way back in the gold rush dates. Eighteen hunerd & foaty eights

Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight!! Ca$h them checks yall Daddy needs a shark tank Baby gotta eat!!

5 bucks on the rooster wit razorblades

fresh print of Bel-Air

Greetings panel. Do editors be always like trippin?

Hayes came in with a plan. Freakingnomics was the plan. He said "freakingnomics" right out the gate. It took Sean a while to catch on at first. There must have been some signals crossed because Lauren is so big time. If Sean would have jumped on freakingnomics then it would be a non-issue. It is nobody's fault if they can't keep up with the intellect and wit of a Hayes Davenport. I am more interested in finding out if there is any relation to Lindsay Davenport. Former world #1, Six time grand slam champion and 1996 Olympic gold medalist in the tennis biz. HH + LL = Comedy GOLD!

"I got unlimited breadsticks, so call me the Gardens. I like things medieval. And Trojans. And Spartans."

wow, a lot of hostility up top towards Christopher Guest. He is amazing in everything. To each his/her Own. #oprah

What is up with these S-corps? If Scott has many, should not we also see about acquiring some of our own? Unless it is S-corpse, and we just found out the host with the most has been collecting dead bodies. Besser kicked butt as the skankin ska man on CBB!

Solid log-ic. This one must take fiber. Deuces are wild.