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greazey_bob

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  1. Humor is the lesser of two Evel Knievel personality traits, right behind courage & big hairy balls.
  2. I'm a big Dire Straits fan, love the new flyer for Space Jam, but right now I got a bad case of the diarrhea shakes man!
  3. Hey man, I get skater culture, I get it. I've seen Gleaming the Cube. I ollie. I kickflip. I fever with the disco fluent
  4. Slowly butt Shirley, off the edge and into the river, watch her float & flounder
  5. Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight! Cash them checks. Daddy needs a shark tank- Baby gotta eat!
  6. I've heard of tough love, but tough butt love? No thank you
  7. Ooo, what? Alright & now the engineer is holding up a sign. Let's see. Demands. Helicopter to the airport. Okay Al Pacino
  8. Sometimes you just gotta take the bull by the hornet's nest and give it a good shake and large fries
  9. Plan for the worst, hope for Pete Best.
  10. Dream big or go home. Or go big on your dream home. Or at least shut the barn door on your way outside
  11. There was a born leader who killed all his followers, now lives in a cave with the Waylons & Wallowers. Real nice folk
  12. go for the juggler, take out the trapeze, clobber the clowns, break all their knees- then do the kitchen and be done
  13. I seen it all! A kamikaze paparazzi in a kinda shoddy Maserati. Doin' donuts down the back street sideways
  14. Everybody's favorite cartoon bunny rabbit, butter melting over its sinewy leg muscles. Coleslaw. Slice 'a' pie. Gimme.
  15. Otherwise known as the war of Northern Exposure. Big bull mooses, meeces. Hot plate 'a' swolled up feces
  16. everyone's dog pees in the house sometimes
  17. Detroit Rock City Wok around the town clock tower grounds, drowns in gritty coffee sounds: snatch, crack and pop
  18. eyes tryin to be a sponsible citizen, so I gave up weed for booze. then eyes tryin to be a sponsible musician, so I gave up rock for blues
  19. Every now and then I'll have a real human moment, and be reminded of how we are always so close to a Denny's
  20. eye candy ball flings thru skype, hoobastank and meat
  21. Shepherd to lost sheep, Big Papa to Bo Peep, soft rock to Hardcastle and McCormick
  22. No time tonight. EVERYBODY'S MAMA!!
  23. For sale: 1973 VW Thing. Disc brakes. 1776 cc, dual carburetors. Lowered on flipped spindles. Custom paint. Real nice
  24. Your mother & I are getting a Divorce Court dvd box set for your graduation from rehab, GRAMPA!!
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