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  1. greazey_bob
    You know what I'm dying to see, a web series by Spiderman, that guy is a wiz
  2. greazey_bob
    fuck vape life, me and MacGyver's getting down on some duct tape life
  3. greazey_bob
    your log on is long con at don juan dot palm frond, where donkey kong's bong is donna's mom's lost swan song
  4. greazey_bob
    You're so frugal, the second hand on your second hand alarm clock probably runs on thrice baked potatoes
  5. greazey_bob
    At last. It is finished. My mustard piece! I will now relish the chance to catch up on my vegetable garden
  6. greazey_bob
    Catcalls for the pratfalls by the grease monkeys in the garage. Their street cred was road rash and highway robbery
  7. greazey_bob
    it's the next best thing since muscle wrestling debra messing & uncle jesse. aka pelvic pressing the elven chess team
  8. greazey_bob
    Yeah, the Rock's Plymouth landed on us! Guys, please call me Dwayne, sorry I fast & furious'd all over your automobile
  9. greazey_bob
    Oh to be a twisted fuck, riding in a lifted truck, spying on the enlisted muck as they sing of Howard the misfit duck
  10. greazey_bob
    I've heard of a cold opening, but a tepid termination? Only every Tuesday
  11. greazey_bob
    There's a big difference between anti-comedy and Auntie comedy. Dorothy Dorothy!
  12. greazey_bob
    I've always been into reading comics. That one's angry with a nervous twitch that hints at chronic Pokemon obsession
  13. greazey_bob
    Greeeeen Acres is the place to be, but Pepperidge Farm is also nice this time of year
  14. greazey_bob
    Jumping the shark has jumped the shark, from now on such offenders shall be deemed to have hurdled the hamster
  15. greazey_bob
    It used to be a rock star, before moving to Oxnard. Now lives in a boxcar, surviving on cold pop tarts- & hot farts?
  16. greazey_bob
    Road rage in the house! Holler at yer bumper as I smash it with my greole!
  17. greazey_bob
    Like they say, Thai Miss Money, if it ain't Coke don't mix it. Spurt. The choice of a nude denigration
  18. greazey_bob
    Damn baby you so clinically cynical & socially notable, but what's about some 'a' them meatballs for dinner?
  19. greazey_bob
    I'm in this for the money, for the love of the money, and for the love of the subtropical rain forest in my pants
  20. greazey_bob
    Are we fucking writing jokes here? Why is that poultry so vulgar? When will the pastry police arrive? Anyone?
  21. greazey_bob
    Let's have a brief discussion about psychosis. It's crazy yall!!
  22. greazey_bob
    Neil Simon & Schuster can suck my big ole Punky Brewster
  23. greazey_bob
    You can't teach an old dog new tricks. But you can piss in his face & confuse the shit out of him.
  24. greazey_bob
    For a 48 percent stake, I'll need ten thousand to start with, & a new pair of underpants cuz these ones is blasted!
  25. greazey_bob
    less obsessive than your average depressive, jumps to wild conclusions in a single bound, more powerful than a steaming pile of shit
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