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  1. greazey_bob
    Humor is the lesser of two Evel Knievel personality traits, right behind courage & big hairy balls.
  2. greazey_bob
    I'm a big Dire Straits fan, love the new flyer for Space Jam, but right now I got a bad case of the diarrhea shakes man!
  3. greazey_bob
    Hey man, I get skater culture, I get it. I've seen Gleaming the Cube. I ollie. I kickflip. I fever with the disco fluent
  4. greazey_bob
    Slowly butt Shirley, off the edge and into the river, watch her float & flounder
  5. greazey_bob
    Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight! Cash them checks. Daddy needs a shark tank- Baby gotta eat!
  6. greazey_bob
    I've heard of tough love, but tough butt love? No thank you
  7. greazey_bob
    Ooo, what? Alright & now the engineer is holding up a sign. Let's see. Demands. Helicopter to the airport. Okay Al Pacino
  8. greazey_bob
    Sometimes you just gotta take the bull by the hornet's nest and give it a good shake and large fries
  9. greazey_bob
    Plan for the worst, hope for Pete Best.
  10. greazey_bob
    Dream big or go home. Or go big on your dream home. Or at least shut the barn door on your way outside
  11. greazey_bob
    There was a born leader who killed all his followers, now lives in a cave with the Waylons & Wallowers. Real nice folk
  12. greazey_bob
    go for the juggler, take out the trapeze, clobber the clowns, break all their knees- then do the kitchen and be done
  13. greazey_bob
    I seen it all! A kamikaze paparazzi in a kinda shoddy Maserati. Doin' donuts down the back street sideways
  14. greazey_bob
    Everybody's favorite cartoon bunny rabbit, butter melting over its sinewy leg muscles. Coleslaw. Slice 'a' pie. Gimme.
  15. greazey_bob
    Otherwise known as the war of Northern Exposure. Big bull mooses, meeces. Hot plate 'a' swolled up feces
  16. greazey_bob
    everyone's dog pees in the house sometimes
  17. greazey_bob
    Detroit Rock City Wok around the town clock tower grounds, drowns in gritty coffee sounds: snatch, crack and pop
  18. greazey_bob
    classic mariehorselamp. Scott used this May 18 in Austin, TX. congrats!
  19. greazey_bob
    eyes tryin to be a sponsible citizen, so I gave up weed for booze. then eyes tryin to be a sponsible musician, so I gave up rock for blues
  20. greazey_bob
    Every now and then I'll have a real human moment, and be reminded of how we are always so close to a Denny's
  21. greazey_bob
    eye candy ball flings thru skype, hoobastank and meat
  22. greazey_bob
    Shepherd to lost sheep, Big Papa to Bo Peep, soft rock to Hardcastle and McCormick
  23. greazey_bob
    No time tonight. EVERYBODY'S MAMA!!
  24. greazey_bob
    For sale: 1973 VW Thing. Disc brakes. 1776 cc, dual carburetors. Lowered on flipped spindles. Custom paint. Real nice
  25. greazey_bob
    Your mother & I are getting a Divorce Court dvd box set for your graduation from rehab, GRAMPA!!
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