greazey_bob

Elisabeth Shue, Gesundheit

I been all over the world, and the world's been all over me too. We got it on video if you're into shit like that

Now with extra calamity, fresh bodily secretions, & tons more riboflavin. It's the nude & improv'd coo coo train game

you just can't beat an ice cold glass of water, but you can sure verbally abuse the shit out of it, weak ass sewer slime

Judge hate curse berate- just don't speck me to first titillate thee big shoe shine gun make a marsupial pie

I lick butter. Who do you lick butter, Chanson or Dixon? Both end in -on. So is it best to have Chance On or Dicks On? That's a tough one. Dixon has an X smack in the middle, while Chanson is some cat-hating northwestern prick so is it actually more like Prickson vs Dixon? Anyway, spoiler alert, Joe McGurl and greggy are the best.

My long con is global domination. My short con is free curly fries, medium bloody

Is them carrots organic? No, but this pregnant. Pause is veggie-centric fur show

My mentor's a Minotaur from Manitoba. Who moved his mistress to Minnetonka one magical moonlit May

yeah, that's what I thought- it's MY anus. so point your telescope someplace else

worst case scenario, we all OD on donut holes

Yo mama's wit is so dry. How dry it is? So dry she try to shake hands wit a palm tree. The Venetian. Talkin' bout a coconut

a little bit 'a' backstory never hurt nobody but wait'll they get a load 'a' my

up your ass with an ice cold carafe of the finest vine piss and swine vinaigrette

You shoot some pool, you crack some billiards, you slap up some croquet. Let's splay balls, to the vice-principal's office!

pour a little pesto out for Pablo, the patron saint of perfect pasta sauce

like bringing checkers to a knife fight, just get your mind right

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Obi-Wan Kenobi saw, a wascaly wabbit walking wight acwoss his wawn. Duh, sykes!

Nice. Here's cheers to 7 more years. (Catchphrase used for CBB #419)

Diet condoms is like sex with soda. Or here, just stick your tongue in this

I prefer the term psychotic disorder not otherwise specified, but you can call me crazy, all my friends doo-wop in the john

I'd almost go so far as to say the whole exercise was pointless, but we all know ninja stars got tons of razory tips

You guys take the dog door, I'll take the gastric bike pass, we'll meet right in the middle beneath ye ol gregorian fight jazz

My mantra is "Contra is the gall darn tootenist," I say this all day and it's the utmost soothinist

well isn't that just the cutest primordial residue I ever have laid my eyes upon