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Don't Count Dracula your chickens before they hatchet up some wood for the bonfire.
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Fought through the shart, and you're too late. You gave blood, my pants' fate.
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Will the owner of Elizabethan horse carriage vanity plate "I B Joustin" please make haste to the stables, your torches are ablaze.
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Once you been pigeon-holed as a birdbrain it's hard to go brawk.
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And in response to your allegations, I'm not glued to my TV set all day, it's a Velcro harness and I take it off for naps.
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If we learned anything from the 1970s it's that a good high-collared cape suit can take you a long, long way.
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Pre-diabetic, post-diuretic, semi-flammable and 100 percent dedicated to licking all the world's dirty dishes dry.
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You've heard of a triple threat, and a double fudge ripple threat, but we're what's known in the industry as pure twisted bloody nipple sweat.
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's extraordinary what the human spirit can endure when face-to-face with perfect evil, aka lunch at Grandma Ruthie's.
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Hollywood insiders will tell you that 100 percent of acting is just showing up the casting director.
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If you have unwisely allowed angry ball of fire in sky to scorch your naked nape, you might be alive. Nice to meet you. Here's a jelly bean.
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Life is but a dream, or if you're Sir Mix-a-Lot, a butt dream.
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Fuck this bullshit, screw these cow patties, fellate those petrified donkey dicks, your time to beat is 27 seconds, the whole wide world is watching.
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bettie Page in a Yeti cage, Matlock on crack rock, our fodder who art in New Haven- Sup?
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Antie Semantic and Uncle Pedantic set out to cruise over the frantic Atlantic, their boat overturned, but they weren't concerned, their own...
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I aint about for settling. This aint Far and Away, you aint Tom Cruise and I aint Nicole Kidman. Jeez I wish though right?
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Some days I can't even make a cup of hot chocolate levitate in the air with my mind.
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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, unless one of your parents was a werewolf or you're composed of sticks and a rubberband.
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welp, that's all she wrote. Another one bites the dust. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Green salami make a saucy meatloaf. Some things never change.
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This here's our Holy Moly Matrimony 7-layered Heavenly Blessed Burrito & Frito wedding cake, guacamole on the bride.
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When you assume you make an assumption. Duh, whatchu think would happen?
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Hey David Lynch, what have you Dune for me lately? Ooh ooh ooh yeah, that's right I almost forgot about Twin Peaks and Lost Highway.
By greazey_bob, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Say what you will, but I ain't never smacked me no nuns. Not unless they ain't had it comin' for a good long time.
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Just because I'm not staring directly into your eyes doesn't mean I'm not aware of your PUT- the bio-waste BACK- in the toilet bowl- Mister Barbarino!
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Tried not to let the Fame go to my head. But I honestly do believe I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly. Hi!
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