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Do these genies make my ass crack look fabulous or what, now how's about them hairy cankles?
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The best things in life are freebasing snipe, weed blazing nights, and me tazing wife
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unbuckle me knuckles and suckle me fuckholes and pass the parmesan
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which will no doubt be having satiated your intense hunger for thirst, root beer slushee. Yes officer, I have been drink
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to all my 80s ladies from Hades let's vaccinize some rabies babies. Dog U the man, U the man-dog. U hound of the baskervilles, stop eating my neck
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We've adopted a new stance on constipation. It's kinda like, left foot forward, right foot back, nose to the Blarney Stone, you sunk my battleshit
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Kick drum wisdom, trial and strife. Prism jism suck this knife
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Half the drama of junior high, with all the calories of habitual cupcake envy. We like to eat stuff round here
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When you wash your car and then the apocalypse happens, AND it's your birthday
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Mind if I try out some new material on you? Here's a soft leather strap, Ooo. Here's a sturdy oak rod, oh okay. Here's some 220 grit sandpaper...
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Does the tar pit match the crêpes? Yes it does & thus thou art a horrid chef
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when life gives you lemons, make a big ol fuss & kick & scream about how for once it'd be nice to get oranges
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When you got all your snacks for the day, but then you buy more snacks. Snack world problems
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I'm not trying to sound like an asshole, but poop poop fart fart diarrhea
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The charm of a Russian mobster with the fashion sense of a colorblind gothic teen. Such was Marty Sheen
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we aren't ones to brag, but we are two to tango, now tell us we will die like dogs
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i come from a long line of liberal leaning latvian lasso lovers. we've waited nearly nine hours. have you any clue when the pumpkins due?
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Now don't try this at Home Depot, they have a strict zero tolerance policy on oil fires
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the well runs fine on 87 ethanol, the supercharger drinks virgin blood like a lycanthrope
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All in all, Alan Alda was awfully tall. Lo & behold, Lauren Bacall had farts of gold
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Don't write erotic fiction, despite exotic diction, & mild despotic symptoms. It just isn't worth it long term
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