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I'm all for an Olive Garden oligarchy. Even more unlimited bread sticks.
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If it's brown, let it drown. Or dammit put a life vest on it at least.
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Antie Semantic and Uncle Pedantic set out to cruise over the frantic Atlantic, their boat overturned, but they weren't concerned, their own...
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Bettie Page in a Yeti cage, Matlock on crack rock, our fodder who art in New Haven- Sup?
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Welp, that's all she wrote. Another one bites the dust. Best let sleeping dogs lie. Green salami make a saucy meatloaf. Some things never change.
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They say write what you know. This one's called fairy tale flatulence.
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Dwop the nunchucks, put down the wata bawoon wauncha and we wease the seek wit weapon
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That is some borscht head Constable Johnston. I swerve on my mama's gravy.
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It's best not to burn bridges. Instead try using a nitrous spray to first freeze the structure, and then BAM! Wrecking ball.
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to all my 80s ladies from Hades let's vaccinize some rabies babies. Dog U the man, U the man-dog. U hound of the baskervilles, stop eating my neck
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I prefer them because they see through all the bullshit. With squeegees and paraphernalia often odd
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I've had bear heart. I've had lion heart. Then I had Elkhart, Indiana. And she was a furious lay.
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In a world of government mandated Twinkie enemas, where corndogs is king, one man makes fresh fajitas
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She's a 97 Jerb. Five-speed turbo injection. But my dream is I'd like to get a blue one. A real nice classic blue Jerb
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I know I'm not the first, and I sure won't be the last, but I still must give a big shout out to Teddy Pendergrass
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So what if she's a one trick pony? Six second Rubik's Cube blindfolded on a unicycle is a killer good trick for a pony.
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Sound the alarm, I've just found Walt Whitman's killer ab routine workout VHS tape collection. Minus volume three.
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Honk if you like, really wanna go get some Twizzlers and Thai food.
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Remember how nostalgia used to be the only thing anyone ever talked about? Those were the days.
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Just because I'm not staring directly into your eyes doesn't mean I'm not aware of your PUT- the bio-waste BACK- in the toilet bowl- Mister Barbarino!
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Now don't try this at Home Depot, they have a strict zero tolerance policy on oil fires
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Perspective is a funny thing. Like farts and Fraggle Rock
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This just in: your Mom's a horrible layover in Vermont
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That's nuts, said the tree frog to his squirrely neighbor. And so is that. That though is the circuit breaker. & so it was
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