greazey_bob

Semi-comedic. Anti-philosophic. But tangy. Ooo yeah man. Much tangy.

By greazey_bob, February 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm not a sociopath, but I play one on the internet. Please won't you be, my neighbor?

By greazey_bob, February 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• RIP Fred

heavily uninformed, but means well

By greazey_bob, February 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

cuddle bean the matrix, rye?

By greazey_bob, February 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"Ba ba," that's what sheep said

By greazey_bob, February 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Djever notice how airline peens always be like: hey hoe and howdy be much extree for thees cream cheeze?

By greazey_bob, February 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• carsick

Shoot Louise it's more of a got dang dog soirée ever since Kelly Clarkson been gondola drivin' down in Old San Antone

By greazey_bob, February 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Meesta PaulaTik man why can has me freedom be sew easily jus tuned awful?

By greazey_bob, February 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• bearcat scanner

we 'bout to get all up inside this algebra equations

By greazey_bob, January 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

depression is nine-tenths of my pa. the rest is psychotic sugar cookies and crumb cakes

By greazey_bob, January 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

there is no original thought, only bastards and pot

By greazey_bob, January 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This'n here's for all the poon hounds, toon towns and water balloon clowns. Preach sister preach

By greazey_bob, January 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Sperce. Tom. Kahn. Ten. You, um?

By greazey_bob, January 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Thai miss uh fart cycle

We all have more in common than you might think. For instance, remember that show CHiPs? No? Then nevermind.

By greazey_bob, January 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• disco is dead

We were able to shoot our film on a super low budget. All our music was in the pubic domain

By greazey_bob, January 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• 1922

Guys, keep in mind this is only my first will and testament. Much more to come

By greazey_bob, January 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• until i die

Call me nubile and heretical but I think your sister just pissed on me blister

By greazey_bob, January 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• a healthy stream

Pump the brakes, baby cakes.

By greazey_bob, September 26, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

catchy kitschy what's the sitchie ay shin? warmly good vibrations from the United Nation's Haitian delegation

By greazey_bob, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Advertisements suck, so here's a chili dog on the house. And a slice of pie on the patio. And a taco in the trash.

By greazey_bob, September 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fuck Apple. Fuck banana, and fuck strawberry too. Tangerine and honeydew, you're cool.

By greazey_bob, September 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The woolly Mamet is a proud beast. Sews the hairy Houdini

By greazey_bob, September 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Everything is relative, man. Except for Aunt Judy who's a straight psychopath.

By greazey_bob, September 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If it's brown, let it drown. Or dammit put a life vest on it at least.

By greazey_bob, September 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If flying wooden planes is wrong, then I don't wanna be Wilbur Wright.

By greazey_bob, September 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions