greazey_bob

Hey Bob Dylan, Neil Young called & Elvis Costello wants his Beatles wig back before Sonny & Cher get home from Captain & Tennille's bed & breakfast

By greazey_bob, June 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Dwop the nunchucks, put down the wata bawoon wauncha and we wease the seek wit weapon

By greazey_bob, June 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Chew tabacka spit klong, unincorrigible dipthong, spudgun's in the kitchen eye no

By greazey_bob, June 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I know I'm not the first, and I sure won't be the last, but I still must give a big shout out to Teddy Pendergrass

By greazey_bob, June 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I got an ear job, lip removal, and an ass rejuvenation. Up next is a tooth blackening and some brain confabulations.

By greazey_bob, June 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I got a Wu-Tang shirt what's your deal?

By greazey_bob, June 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Shot on my Atari 2600

By greazey_bob, June 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Some people call me the space cowboy. I've asked them to stop but them buggers is persistent.

By greazey_bob, June 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Honk if you like, really wanna go get some Twizzlers and Thai food.

By greazey_bob, June 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Nuthin up muh sleeve. Presto pesto pasta sauce, over lukewarm lengthy lobster claws. Spawned in the devil pond

By greazey_bob, June 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And she were like a dusty merlot, in all of the most butterscotch ways

By greazey_bob, June 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

From the folks that brought you Dark Chocolate Mashed Potatoes, and the titular, Shpam

By greazey_bob, June 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Perspective is a funny thing. Like farts and Fraggle Rock

By greazey_bob, June 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Strawberry fields for like just two more minutes

By greazey_bob, June 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It's best not to burn bridges. Instead try using a nitrous spray to first freeze the structure, and then BAM! Wrecking ball.

By greazey_bob, June 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If the glove fits you must admit Nintendo Power is pretty slick

By greazey_bob, June 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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mogwai magpie mopquest hogtie

By greazey_bob, June 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Music is my first love, I only felon to comedy. Arson and pipe-fitting were a close alpha and omega. Ya herb?

By greazey_bob, May 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've had bear heart. I've had lion heart. Then I had Elkhart, Indiana. And she was a furious lay.

By greazey_bob, May 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Swiper no skyping the dial-up's dead

By greazey_bob, May 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Two light bulbs walk into a barley field, the static connectivity makes them fingertips tingly. Just like good orgy pie

By greazey_bob, May 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It's similar to paper rock scissors, but it's called chocolate cheese jelly beans, and this isn't a game anymore

By greazey_bob, May 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Setup setup silver rainbows, purple stuff, Leonard Nimoy, Wittels it down, punch it up, get that to me asap!

By greazey_bob, May 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If I wooed the rural, imagine that. I'd skeeball my funds. Stack by Finn's unfurled. If I wooed the rural

By greazey_bob, May 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That's nuts, said the tree frog to his squirrely neighbor. And so is that. That though is the circuit breaker. & so it was

By greazey_bob, May 7, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions