greazey_bob

Social butterfly, reclusive moth: these & other names that will really confuse your step dad, today on episode of podcast

By greazey_bob, August 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Love maker, harp breaker- it's this thing I do, breakin harps like all day long

By greazey_bob, August 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hurley shirts man did you see the size of them squirrelly squirts? Mmm, nature

By greazey_bob, August 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

We are enemies. Let it commence

By greazey_bob, August 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It's all poetry, unless you're talking about actual poetry, which is total BS

By greazey_bob, August 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You know where I DON'T wanna work? The Lull Observatory.

By greazey_bob, August 9, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I did not see gold, & I did not see propaganda. I did not see summer camp & holy crap was morality at anal time low

By greazey_bob, August 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• all-time low

Joust a petty fascist, whiff a deadly snake oil sales pitch, man

By greazey_bob, August 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Did you all see that new terrorist watch list? Rolex, calculator, swatch, mickey mouse hands & then a big ol sundial

By greazey_bob, August 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful, hate me cuz I sloppily deposited all my fecal matter upon thy motorcar's hood

By greazey_bob, August 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• colon health

You can take the child out of the hood, but you can't take the hood ornament from around the child's neck, that's daddy's

By greazey_bob, August 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

snitches get glitches when they go to email

By greazey_bob, August 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• viral

I got yin yangs out the wazoo. The design represents the fragile balance of dark & light exiting my colon

By greazey_bob, August 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Up your nose with a stainless steel hose. So it's more of a pipe. Yeah, shove a pipe up your nose

By greazey_bob, August 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Typhoid Mary had a little lambskin bag in which she shat. What a talent Mary was, truly left it all out on the stage

By greazey_bob, July 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

We dabble in the dark arts, battle Joan of Arc farts, & straddle stolen aardvarks. Wee wee wee, all the way homie

By greazey_bob, July 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• dis lil piggy

I've heard of studying a broad, but dissecting a dude? Okay, if that's what the syllabus says

By greazey_bob, July 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• biology

Man shall not live by breadsticks alone. You hear me Olive Garden?!

By greazey_bob, July 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• matthew 4:4

Awareness is a bitchtastic pistol fucking good time warp of a jolly wee hoedown

By greazey_bob, July 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• consciousness

I have no Real World experience, but I was a contestant on Family Feud & have aspirations to revive Celebrity Rehab

By greazey_bob, July 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I drive hard & fuck soft & never use my blinker, except when exiting the freeway, that palace is donkey nuts

By greazey_bob, July 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• taj mahal

holler at your buoyancy inspector and that dinghy will never get off the dock

By greazey_bob, July 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

man dies of timely death, he was old as shit

By greazey_bob, July 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You're right, it's not the end of the world. There's just such a certain stigma associated with it. Well it is stigmata

By greazey_bob, July 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• patricia

May it beat soap. Lube. Ahh, men

By greazey_bob, July 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• benediction