greazey_bob

Bedpans of my ass destruction. The horror, the odd discoloring, the peaceful easy feeling, running down my trouser

By greazey_bob, March 21, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Best film franchises: Alien, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, Beverly Hills Star Wars, Beverly Hills Harry Potter.

By greazey_bob, February 7, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Bettie Page in a Yeti cage, Matlock on crack rock, our fodder who art in New Haven- Sup?

By greazey_bob, January 6, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

blackbird singin' in the dead of nightingale's basement loft near hummingbird's hammock hangout

By greazey_bob, April 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Call me nubile and heretical but I think your sister just pissed on me blister

By greazey_bob, January 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• a healthy stream

Catcalls for the pratfalls by the grease monkeys in the garage. Their street cred was road rash and highway robbery

By greazey_bob, July 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

catchy kitschy what's the sitchie ay shin? warmly good vibrations from the United Nation's Haitian delegation

By greazey_bob, September 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Cheerio, cocoa puff, honey almond hobo muff, and a fine oatmeal raisin crisp to you too.

By greazey_bob, February 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Chew tabacka spit klong, unincorrigible dipthong, spudgun's in the kitchen eye no

By greazey_bob, June 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Chompa me vair-guh 2016: Strange you can believe in.

By greazey_bob, September 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Come on, I mean, what even really is a "Messiah" when you...

By greazey_bob, March 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• feel the bern

Come one come all come Urkel & Saul for this commercial casting call. Start reading where it says, "Mmm butter."

By greazey_bob, March 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

cuddle bean the matrix, rye?

By greazey_bob, February 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Cuz I'm a hacker, I'm a slacker, I'm a midnight snacker.

By greazey_bob, February 7, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Damn baby you so clinically cynical & socially notable, but what's about some 'a' them meatballs for dinner?

By greazey_bob, June 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Damn you fool, a plague on one of your houses. But watch it, I got my eye on that chateau in Sheboygan.

By greazey_bob, February 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• in fair verona
• lay that scene

Dark Crystal blue persuasion airline peanuts gang sign language barrier reef shark week in the knees to the groin pull my finger

By greazey_bob, July 4, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• RIP Jim Henson

depression is nine-tenths of my pa. the rest is psychotic sugar cookies and crumb cakes

By greazey_bob, January 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Detroit Rock City Wok around the town clock tower grounds, drowns in gritty coffee sounds: snatch, crack and pop

By greazey_bob, May 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• they killed kenny
• java

Did our Tootie too see three P.O. Box office numbers? Did she choose wisely? Learning the facts of licentiousness

By greazey_bob, December 10, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Did you all see that new terrorist watch list? Rolex, calculator, swatch, mickey mouse hands & then a big ol sundial

By greazey_bob, August 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Diet condoms is like sex with soda. Or here, just stick your tongue in this

By greazey_bob, April 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Disco Bob you late

By greazey_bob, May 7, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Djever notice how airline peens always be like: hey hoe and howdy be much extree for thees cream cheeze?

By greazey_bob, February 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• carsick

Do the pick & roll, try the hot & curl. Now do the fluff & twist. Ain't window washing the grandest thing?

By greazey_bob, April 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions