greazey_bob

For those who think there should be more pageantry in podcasting, I'll have you know my panties got mad glitters

By greazey_bob, April 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fought through the shart, and you're too late. You gave blood, my pants' fate.

By greazey_bob, February 6, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• slippery when wet

From the folks that brought you Dark Chocolate Mashed Potatoes, and the titular, Shpam

By greazey_bob, June 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

From where I'm sitting, you know what? Yeah, I think the White House is the logical next step. Somebody SNIFF me!

By greazey_bob, March 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fuck Apple. Fuck banana, and fuck strawberry too. Tangerine and honeydew, you're cool.

By greazey_bob, September 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fuck this bullshit, screw these cow patties, fellate those petrified donkey dicks, your time to beat is 27 seconds, the whole wide world is watching.

By greazey_bob, January 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

fuck vape life, me and MacGyver's getting down on some duct tape life

By greazey_bob, July 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Go camera two! And- Fractions!

By greazey_bob, March 31, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

go for the juggler, take out the trapeze, clobber the clowns, break all their knees- then do the kitchen and be done

By greazey_bob, June 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Greeeeen Acres is the place to be, but Pepperidge Farm is also nice this time of year

By greazey_bob, June 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Guys, keep in mind this is only my first will and testament. Much more to come

By greazey_bob, January 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• until i die

Half the drama of junior high, with all the calories of habitual cupcake envy. We like to eat stuff round here

By greazey_bob, September 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• gluten

Have you heard Omar from the Wire's new bit on sentient airline peanuts? Too bad, I hear it's killer. Warm towel?

By greazey_bob, February 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

By greazey_bob, January 11, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

heavily uninformed, but means well

By greazey_bob, February 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Here come the trolley it go clang clang

By greazey_bob, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Here's a classic example of misdirection: Go west, hang a lefty, turn state's evidence then flip a huey, dewey AND louie

By greazey_bob, April 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• ducktales
• woo ooo

Hey Bob Dylan, Neil Young called & Elvis Costello wants his Beatles wig back before Sonny & Cher get home from Captain & Tennille's bed & breakfast

By greazey_bob, June 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey David Lynch, what have you Dune for me lately? Ooh ooh ooh yeah, that's right I almost forgot about Twin Peaks and Lost Highway.

By greazey_bob, December 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• blue velvet
• wild at heart

Hey dummies, what do you think was actually in the red and blue pills? It's all kool-aid baby. Oh Yeah!

By greazey_bob, April 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Joe, talking about points on the back end look at this piece of- "Hey, I'm Joaquin here, not Joe." Yeah whatever

By greazey_bob, September 6, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?

By greazey_bob, February 13, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey man, I get skater culture, I get it. I've seen Gleaming the Cube. I ollie. I kickflip. I fever with the disco fluent

By greazey_bob, June 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• DC
• Airwalk
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  • Etnies

Hey man, this ain't a blind mowing contest. Knock it off with all the big words. Conceptual my asthma attack.

By greazey_bob, December 3, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Seuss crease toe, king of the juicy FRUITS that's a good smoothie!

By greazey_bob, December 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions