greazey_bob

I know I'm not the first, and I sure won't be the last, but I still must give a big shout out to Teddy Pendergrass

By greazey_bob, June 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I like my Batmens angsty like Bruce Wangsty. But my Supermens gotta be flustered like cold mustard. Dig

By greazey_bob, April 13, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• dawn of jaundice

I live in a vacuum, which is murder on my allergies, but you should see my collection of lint balls & pennies

By greazey_bob, April 1, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I prefer the term psychotic disorder not otherwise specified, but you can call me crazy, all my friends doo-wop in the john

By greazey_bob, May 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• acapella

I prefer them because they see through all the bullshit. With squeegees and paraphernalia often odd

By greazey_bob, February 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I seen it all! A kamikaze paparazzi in a kinda shoddy Maserati. Doin' donuts down the back street sideways

By greazey_bob, May 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I thought I'd seen everything but this takes the cake, & this makes the bacon, & whats this button do? Wow, spaghetti!

By greazey_bob, March 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I want you all to know that I'm a proud robosexual. But it's not what you think, I only just fuck robots.

By greazey_bob, July 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I wish I had a mentor, but I'd settle for a Mentos.

By greazey_bob, August 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'd almost go so far as to say the whole exercise was pointless, but we all know ninja stars got tons of razory tips

By greazey_bob, May 4, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm a big Dire Straits fan, love the new flyer for Space Jam, but right now I got a bad case of the diarrhea shakes man!

By greazey_bob, June 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm a snot snob. My nose knows quality, as a member of the booger bourgeoisie.

By greazey_bob, August 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.

By greazey_bob, November 1, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm all for an Olive Garden oligarchy. Even more unlimited bread sticks.

By greazey_bob, September 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm big into fencing, but not the kind with swords, and not the kind with stolen goods, and not the chain link kind neither.

By greazey_bob, November 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm in this for the money, for the love of the money, and for the love of the subtropical rain forest in my pants

By greazey_bob, June 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• conservationist

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say it. Okay, here I am out on this limb. It. It it it. It it, it it it. It.

By greazey_bob, December 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm Nora the glaff ass hemp seed type of goy

By greazey_bob, February 25, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm not a sociopath, but I play one on the internet. Please won't you be, my neighbor?

By greazey_bob, February 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• RIP Fred

I'm not trying to sound like an asshole, but poop poop fart fart diarrhea

By greazey_bob, August 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm special I'm gifted my soul she's uplifted my ass he's implanted with croutons and biscuits. Wanna feel?

By greazey_bob, March 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've always been into reading comics. That one's angry with a nervous twitch that hints at chronic Pokemon obsession

By greazey_bob, June 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• pika pika

I've had bear heart. I've had lion heart. Then I had Elkhart, Indiana. And she was a furious lay.

By greazey_bob, May 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've heard of a cold opening, but a tepid termination? Only every Tuesday

By greazey_bob, June 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've heard of studying a broad, but dissecting a dude? Okay, if that's what the syllabus says

By greazey_bob, July 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• biology