You may say I'm a dreamer, but I say you're an 8-headed tarantula who's keeping me from taking this test in my underwear.

[You may say I'm a dreamer, but I say you're an 8-headed tarantula who's keeping me from taking this test in my underwear.]

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I say you're an 8-headed tarantula who's keeping me from taking this test in my underwear.

[A bird in the hand is worth two if you pretend your hand is another bird.]

A bird in the hand is worth two if you pretend your hand is another bird.

[Comedy Bang Bang: putting the "bang bang" in "Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang."]

Comedy Bang Bang: putting the "bang bang" in "Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang."

[If you play this episode in sync with The Wizard of Oz, your children will be frightened and confused.]

If you play this episode in sync with The Wizard of Oz, your children will be frightened and confused.

[Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri...]

Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri! SIRI....I swear on everything I hold dear that I will not let your death have been in vain. I will avenge this, if it takes me to the ends of the earth, Siri.

[Wham, bam, thank you for your interest, but we've decided to go a different direction with this, ma'am.]

Wham, bam, thank you for your interest, but we've decided to go a different direction with this, ma'am.

[Find a penny, pick it up, find a JC Penney, pick up an entire new fall wardrobe!]

Find a penny, pick it up, find a JC Penney, pick up an entire new fall wardrobe!

[Even a broken clock is right on top of my nightstand.]

Even a broken clock is right on top of my nightstand.

[This is the way the world ends: not with a bang but a Bang Bang!]

This is the way the world ends: not with a bang but a Bang Bang!