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Darbler Cheesegarbler

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    EPISODE 105.5 — MINISODE 105.5

    ^ Plot twist: the shark is her husband and she's pregnant with a super-intelligent sharkbaby.
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    EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally

    Not the mama! Blegh, bleegh, blagh, blegh. For some reason Ho-Ho's quadruple pukes really made me laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v2mvO7Yq48
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    Episode 2 - Cereal

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    EPISODE 105 — Safe Haven

    For anyone missing June again, she has some really funny lines in this, especially that "yeeeeeeeah": http://www.funnyordi...aphael-dan-levy I hope they can find a way to make it work for future episodes, and maybe we'll get to hear from June again in the minisode! Maybe she'll change her mind about watching Safe Haven...
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    Episode 8 - Into the Singularity

    Another great episode and I like the dynamic between Horatio as the host and Chad as the co-host and producer, it works well as a thread between the bits as we jump around and it feels like it helps keep things relatively under control. I laughed quite a bit throughout but the line about an evil mayor setting up the son of his rival with the horse-blowing story made me laugh so fucking hard. That whole bit was amazing, especially for a call-in. I need to try to get through some day soon! I'll pay the long distance from balmy Canada. If you see this Chad, may I ask how you're able to use all of that music without infringing on any copyrights? I'm really ignorant about that stuff but I'm curious about it and I think it could be useful info. Please keep these coming! It really is easily one of my favorite podcasts and I'm glad this is part 1 of a trilogy because strangely enough me and some friends were just talking about the technological singularity on the weekend.
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    Have Puns - Will Travel

    ^
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    We will miss you Harris

    I know this is cheesy as fuck and I really hesitate to post this, it's so easy to say something like "ah, all these fucking people acting like it's such a big deal", but it really has affected me much more than I ever could have expected. The cheesy bullshit I want to post is that I've been thinking about this and all of the baggage that comes along with it, both relatable and extremely personal, and relistening to many of Harris's CBB appearances has made me think of something that I think is worth sharing here: we don't have amazing, hilarious, endearing recordings of all of the people we care about. We can sit here and type on and on about how much this loss sucks, but why the fuck aren't we treating the people we love, the friends we care about, the entertainers who mean something to us; why don't we talk to them like they're going to die tomorrow? I know it's so cheesy and cliche and bullshit, but this is my silver lining from all of this. There are people in our lives who mean everything to us and we don't have hours and hours of recordings to remember their legacy, so just make the memories that you can while we're all here. Sorry for the cheese... I'm posting it anyway.
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    EPISODE 104 — ZARDOZ 2

    You really can't beat the dynamic of all three of them plus a guest, but there's something about Paul and June one-on-one that is very endearing. This was nice to listen to and I'd love it if June would join Paul in the minisodes more often, like she did a couple of weeks ago.
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    Thank you Scott, your introduction was perfect and I can't imagine how hard it was and how hard this is for you and those close to Harris. The ending was perfect as well, and we got one last Foam Corner, we got one last Creak. Slam. Sit... I felt depressed and confused about this for a few days, but I think because of your intro and because I got to listen to Harris one more time, it feels a bit better. I still can't make sense of it but your introduction was genuinely uplifting and put my head in a different place, it definitely helped me to remember that motherfuckers just wanna laugh. Harris will continue to make us laugh forever. I hope Harris's gmail inbox is overflowing with new pictures of dicks and maybe finally some tits.
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    We will miss you Harris

    Rest Harris, you are one of the funniest human beings I've ever had the pleasure to (feel like I) know.
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    EPISODE 335 — The Wedding of Gilli and Garry

    http://www.charitybu...og_items/732704 Have Lunch with Garry Marshall in Burbank, CA Just listening to the episode now, thought I should leave this here before I even get started... EDIT: This was an open auction when I posted it.
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    EPISODE 13 — The Tom Leykis Radio Program

    Seriously. Some of the sound choices and timing were perfect and really contributed to how much I was laughing hysterically throughout this whole thing. Cody just went and did something like this, AND TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF! I hope Scott will forgive him for past mistakes.
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    EPISODE 13 — The Tom Leykis Radio Program

    This guy is saying what I'm thinking! I just finished my 2nd time listening to it, and this is something that needs to go viral and deserves some kind of podcast award. I also listened to the first 34 minutes of highanddrunk's Leykis link, this is just insanity. I highly suspect he was just doing a character for this part of his career to cause controversy and boost ratings, because this is literally unbelievable. I'm laughing almost as much as I laughed during this podcast, just for different reasons (mostly because Adomian's impersonation is so dead-on and the real Leykis is just as ridiculous). Lapkus and him are also an amazing combination, their chemistry is incredible and the fact that both of them find the other hilarious is palpable. I am immediately reminded of how well Orson Welles and Ho-Ho meshed, and I hadn't really realized how natural it was until now.
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    EPISODE 103 — Zardoz

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    EPISODE 13 — The Tom Leykis Radio Program

    Off-mic Adomian reminds me of Wario, on-mic Adomian reminds me why I listen to podcasts. This episode, much like Adomian's recent Zizek impersonation on CBB, feels like it was custom-tailored to me so I don't know what else to say except thank you.
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    EPISODE 334 — The Dream Team

    I can't believe Adomian's newest character is Slavoj Zizek... Of course, he does an amazing job. This episode is an instant classic for me.
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    EPISODE 5 - A BETTER VIEW

    I have to agree, the trailer looks great in general and it looks like Brian Huskey turns in an amazing performance, but damn Horatio is looking really sharp! I've noticed it in many of the pictures too and they've addressed it a bit in some episodes of CBB, but he's doing a great job. Is there some kind of Big Gulp cleanse that I should know about?
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    EPISODE 5 - A BETTER VIEW

    Well... My favorite new podcast has been made even better, because one of the hosts is here with us! Sorry if I made your heart sink for a moment, but I guess that was also my goal... It's really amazing to get a response. I love the inside baseball recap, especially the part about the jukebox song. If only I could smoke a joint with you guys in some back alley somewhere! Maybe I'll get the chance one day. And like Kajus pointed out above, the editing and transitions are one of the things that make this podcast stand out, I think it's the first thing I ever commented on. The varied style is refreshing and keeps me on my toes, and in this episode it really just felt like quick jumps through time as we joined you on this trip (and I guess that's what they were). Really great stuff! You and Horatio are a dynamic podcasting duo.
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    EPISODE 5 - A BETTER VIEW

    Wow, this show has reached a new low. Are car accidents funny to you, so funny that you mock them by making it seem like you were in a horrible crash? My aunt was thrown through her windshield and pinned under a truck, and her eventual cause of death was the burns to her entire body. I can't believe any comedy program would be so insensitive and have such a disrespectful spoof of a serious and sad issue, shame on all of you. I AIN'T!!!! Alright, now I'm going to listen to the rest of the episode! Off to a great start, I think it's cool they actually recorded on the road (and they managed to have better audio than some podcasts that are done in a home studio...)
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    EPISODE 333 — Pit Stop

    "Tan on, jack off" is the best I can do. I feel like it tells the tale of a man who likes to get some sun and then masturbate. Yours is far better.
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    Episode 70 — Seth Morris, Our Close Employee

    Healer Extra ginger
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