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Darbler Cheesegarbler

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  1. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 0 - Introducing... Fake The Nation!

    Your inability to engage in any meaningful way says much more about you than you think. It appears you took a few minutes to create a meme when you could've used the same amount of time to explain how I'm wrong. This wants to be a political podcast and so the forum is a great place for open discussion of the issues they bring up, especially if the episodes only represent one side of the argument. I suppose the forum will also be a great place for people to post irrelevant pictures, so I'll join in on that too and even do you one better because this is a gif and I didn't even have to waste time creating it. The pendulums, maaaan!
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    Episode 432 - Dana Carvey's Micro-Impressions

    How about you two funboys start a new game right here in the forums, where you both define what problematic means to you and then list all of the things Dana said that triggered you? Great episode! Little Button Puss didn't disappoint even with high expectations and Dana was a very good first-time guest. Glad to hear he's still got it and is interested in a podcast on Earwolf! Little Dammit Man was also a great first-time character and I definitely agree that him and Ho-Ho would be a hilarious pair. Since Dana is taking suggestions, I'd love to hear him do Gary Oldman because I think he looks so much like him. To keep with the micro-impressions, maybe just him screaming "EVERYONE!!!"
  3. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 0 - Introducing... Fake The Nation!

    Yep. Not hard to glean what the show is going to be like, but again I've decided to reserve my judgement for the actual episodes. My initial comment was presumptive and overly emotional. The idea that pushing society so far in a certain direction causes it to swing back the other way is fairly common. You being dismissive about it and making it into a joke doesn't make it any less relevant or accurate. In terms of Earwolf going down, I certainly hope not because it's my favourite source for audio content and I love this site. That might help explain why I care so much about the bar being lowered.
  4. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 0 - Introducing... Fake The Nation!

    I was in a shitty mood, a little bit drunk, and I perhaps jumped to conclusions too quickly after listening to this 2 minute preview. I'll reserve my judgement for the first episode, but much like a trailer for a movie, if this was meant to highlight some of the better parts of the show they failed pretty hard. Nothing was funny or clever and it seems like it's going to pander to the far left of the political spectrum which only serves to create more tension and more division. To be clear, I think the far right is just as crazy and divisive.
  5. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 0 - Introducing... Fake The Nation!

    Unlistenable. If this is what passes for a new show on Earwolf, this network is in trouble. The pendulum is swinging back to the right because of how far it has been pushed to the left (I'm moderate and I encourage others to consider it so that the pendulum doesn't swing so hard), and this podcast preview is a shining example of how common sense doesn't exist anymore. It's now uncommon sense, a rare commodity, and I can only hope that people begin to see the hole we have all been digging. I listened to this from start to finish and as a huge fan of Earwolf I'm embarrassed to have it on my beloved site. I guess I just have to deal with it.
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    Episode 430 - Man Veils

    Happy birthday!
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    Episode 429 - Almost Mandatory

    This was amazing from start to finish, and now I can't decide which Tommy Middleditch accent is my favorite: German, English or Chinese. Ah, who am I kidding? It's the Chinese one. But he sounded like such a dandy in this episode, it had me laughing so much. I also need to go back and listen to his Klaus segment from the anniversary ep for, I don't know, maybe the 10th time.
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    Episode 428 - Get Donk'd

    More favourite than Lauren?! For me Mary is second, if we're going to be trigger-inducing misogynist piglords and rank them. Deeeecent first post.
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    Episode 428 - Get Donk'd

    Had to come back and post again because of this... Says 1 minute ago, but it was about 4 minutes ago now. This is a thing that JUST happened on my Facebook news feed: I guess this answers their question. The person who posted this was born in '88.
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    Episode 428 - Get Donk'd

    Who knew Rhys Darby would be the perfect CBB guest?? I did. I knew.
  11. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 427 - True Russian Facts

    I know we're not supposed to be negative about guests in these forums, so I'll keep things positive: I really enjoyed Riki Lindhome, Dan Mangan, and especially Craig Cackowski! Scott was also on-point, as usual.
  12. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 421 - I Got Your Results

    Anybody watch Lady Dynamite? I just watched episode 1 and it's pretty incredible, but I love Maria so it's hard to tell if everyone else will like it. It feels like the show she deserves, if that makes any sense. Also this was a great episode and my only regret is that Tom Leykis wasn't here because him and Maria together in that one episode brought me endless joy. Yo, Is This Racist? I'm glad somebody is finally calling out CBB on its total lack of diversity. Now let's hug some snakes. Yes, let's hug and kiss some poisonous snakes. "I was the number 3 reviser on Wikipedia, by volume not accuracy" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
  13. Of course you're absolutely right! My mistake, and my humblest apologies to everyone. Since I've clearly mixed those two episodes up, I guess I have no choice but to listen to them both again. Also, I agree with the sentiments expressed in this forum that this episode was incredible. Jon Hamm as himself lost in a storm drain Storm Drain just put it over the top for me. Probably one of my favorites, although at this point it's hard to make that claim without it turning into a Sophie's Choice situation.
  14. The ghost of Hitler showed up in a Tuffy shop one time.
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    Episode 420 - Todd Is Too High with Rogue Wave

    Me and my friend were so excited when Todd was the first guest at the Toronto show on Friday, and of course the first thing Lauren did is make it look like the microphone was a big ol' dick. I can't even express how sad and disappointed I am that I missed Cake Boss at the Thursday show, but I just couldn't make it that night. Next time I'll double down! Garry Marshall was still great on Friday, but Cake Boss is one of my all-time favorite CBB guests (maybe #1). Also, one thing I don't think you get in the recordings on Howl is how amazing Neil's opening act is. It was honestly one of my favorite parts of the whole night, he absolutely killed it. He did this a couple of times in Toronto, and even Garry Marshall made the same mistake! Other than the huge man dick, Todd must exude some kind of femininity. And for those asking about Todd's sexuality, definitely listen to the Friday night live show from Toronto! They make it pretty clear...
  16. More like views of my thick six! Slick!
  17. Views from the six? More like views of my dick pics from chicks who misclick
  18. (In Adrian Brody's SNL accent): Degrassi High? Nah mon, but dis grassy will get you high! Lord ha' mercy!
  19. Here we are in Toronto, where everyone knows Degrassi High more than da Grassy Knoll. RIP JFK!
  20. We put the Tonto back in Toronto, so I hope you brought your high ho to the show!
  21. A Blue Jay in the hand is worth two Leafs in your bush. Also, Raptors!
  22. I know the routine: act like a pouty teen until you give me some poutine
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    Episode 419 - The 7th Anniversary Show!

    I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're being satirical, but just in case you're not: fuck you. Take this bullshit to the dark reaches of Tumblr where it belongs. By the way, "trigger warnings" are for people with your sensibility, not mine.
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    Episode 58 - Rented Cabin in The Mountains

    I'm just going to repeat my comment from this week's CBB: I wasn't ready for this.
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    Episode 419 - The 7th Anniversary Show!

    I wasn't ready for this.
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