Darbler Cheesegarbler

If you can't handle me at my stankest, you don't deserve me at my dankest

Do coasts have goats, do goats have ghosts, do ghosts have boats to help me float from this coast?

The vibrations of laughter are good for me.

First thing that came to mind when I read the title of the episode was Bob Ducca saying "Scabies, rabies, Mickey Rooney sugar babies"

Dig deep, sweat hard, eat well, kiss long; Dream big, fall fast, love life, live strong.

I'm gonna show these barflies, who spend their time hovering around garbage and piles of shit, just how high a real man can fly

Scott Aukerman is dead, I'm his evil twin

There's diamond in that mountain, there's gold in this here sand. We'll need dynamite and horses, we'll need each boy to be a man

OHHHHHH YEEEEEEAHHHH!!!!!

Horatio, starting 2016 off like a savage!

Like some of you guys I loved the kid voices, but in my books the Irish accents were a petite miracle. It almost sounded like David Rees started to cry near the end of the interview, or at least was very overwhelmed with emotion. Like Tallman said, the whole thing was fascinating. I agree with Fister Roboto that an episode with Eban as the guest would be amazing. That's pretty deep; I'm gonna remember that you said that.

You really know how to push my butto-- NO, NOT THAT ONE! (the building explodes)

I love you, Sam! Let's go steady.

Take a blank piece of paper, draw a circle inside of a square, and then go fuck yourself

This post just confirmed something I've suspected for awhile: I'm unable to read the words "musical guest" without hearing it in Don Pardo's voice.

Peeping Tom in a weeping willow, creeping charlie on my sleeping pillow

My worries are low, my spirits are high, everyone knows cake is better than pie

Definitely. I really hope more guests opt for locations that pretty much force the improvisers to be something out of the ordinary. I feel like both Sarah Burns and Chris Tallman (among others) would've been an amazing addition to the inside of that purse. This whole episode was wonderful, I thoroughly enjoyed it from start to finish. Sidenote: evidently Ravi Patel is fucking obsessed with Mario Lopez.

I like lobster, I like crab, I like pinching your dirty flab

Bleep bloop, catchphrase words, I don't even give a fuck anymore

Life is short, let's just throw our dicks to the wind

Are you positive, Shampoodler? Well, I know Charlie Sheenis.

Best catchphrase of the whole Best-Ofs! I'm commenting after only hearing the catchphrase so please forgive my post's lack of substance. I'll edit this later with a sincere and heartfelt comment about how fucking sad I was and still am about Harris. The episode was playing while I typed this so I have to add, at about 3 minutes in: Scott and Paul's banter is legendary. I haven't laughed this hard at two dudes talking since my cousin argued with my uncle about Trump at Thanksgiving. Saves it! It's good now. First Edit: I can't believe I said their banter is legendary before listening past ~3 minutes. It just gets better. This is CBB at its finest, and I haven't even heard the clips yet. Second Edit, 5:32AM on New Year's Day: I had a great night, if anyone's wondering. I really don't have much else to say but the point below about Scott and Paul having some kind of spin-off podcast where they just talk about shit is a great idea. Maybe it's just me, but for me I'd listen to that every week fur shur. Also, I'm not sure if you'll see this but this is aimed directly at you Scott Aukerman: I sincerely thank you for another year of top-shelf content. Your sensibility as a comedian and as a host is pitch-perfect, and you always seem to exude joy while you bring out the best in your guests. It's bizarre to me that before 2013 (yes, I'm a relatively late-comer to this party) I only knew you as the taint guy from Mr. Show, and now I really can't imagine my own concept of comedy without your voice. Almost immediately when I started listening, you seemed more like an old friend who shares my sense of humor rather than some random host guy. I'm so grateful for everything Comedy Bang Bang has added to my life, and that might sound like some sappy exaggeration but it's not at all. Never doubt that there are many, many fans who appreciate everything you do and recognize that you're one of the best in the biz, because you are and we do.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second. You're telling me it's milquetoast and not milk-toast? This is my biggest life lesson of 2015.