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Darbler Cheesegarbler

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    Here we are in Toronto, where everyone knows Degrassi High more than da Grassy Knoll. RIP JFK!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We put the Tonto back in Toronto, so I hope you brought your high ho to the show!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A Blue Jay in the hand is worth two Leafs in your bush. Also, Raptors!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I know the routine: act like a pouty teen until you give me some poutine

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm on a quest to ask questions and I'm taking suggestions, is the best way to limp my pimp blimp through simple decompression?

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I feel at one with nature when I take a number two in the forest.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey now, you're an all star, this is baseball, punch us if you're angry

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine it's making me uncomfortably attracted to cartoon mice

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I ordered a pound cake and this only weighs a quarter of a pound! And it's a cheeseburger, not a cake! This is the last time I order from you!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If laughter's the best medicine, I'm Doc Comedy and this episode will cure any ailment! Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor and this episode won't heal you

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When a dog does it it's cute, but when I eat grass and then puke and then eat my puke, my girlfriend's all like: "Who are you?! Get off of my lawn!"

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you can't handle me at my stankest, you don't deserve me at my dankest

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do coasts have goats, do goats have ghosts, do ghosts have boats to help me float from this coast?

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Dig deep, sweat hard, eat well, kiss long. Dream big, fall fast, love life, live strong

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm gonna show these barflies, who spend their time hovering around garbage and piles of shit, just how high a real man can fly

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Scott Aukerman is dead, I'm his evil twin

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There's diamond in that mountain, there's gold in this here sand. We'll need dynamite and horses, we'll need each boy to be a man

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You really know how to push my butto-- NO, NOT THAT ONE! (the building explodes)

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love you, Sam! Let's go steady.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Take a blank piece of paper, draw a circle inside of a square, and then go fuck yourself

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Peeping Tom in a weeping willow, creeping charlie on my sleeping pillow

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    My worries are low, my spirits are high, everyone knows cake is better than pie

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I like lobster, I like crab, I like pinching your dirty flab

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bleep bloop, catchphrase words, I don't even give a fuck anymore

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Life is short, let's just throw our dicks to the wind

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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