Big McLargehuge

The ten minutes of voice over that opens the movie explains the upside down worlds and dual opposing gravities and two circular planets that are somehow the same distance from each other no matter where you go and the rich ("up top") vs. poor ("down below") worlds (an allegory for our times) and the Romeo and Juliet relationship and pretty much everything you'd need to know to watch this thing, saving absolutely no discoveries for the viewer to learn along the way. While I searched frantically for the syllabus to this class I don't remember signing up for, the voiceover continued with the line, "And then there was the secret of the magic bees…" and I turned it off.

Prove me wrong!

"You're a finger painting! BE A MASTERPIECE!" -Literary Agent (?) / Rage Painter played by Sly Stallone This movie has Lauren Cohen in it from The Walking Dead. She has a hair lip scar that the movie takes time to point out, then forget about. Her character also had a stutter before being cured by Tom Berenger yelling at her while baptizing her in the ocean (or something) because that's how you cure stutters. Then during the credits, her credit flashes a-rhythmically onto the screen reminding you about the stutter. Tom Jane plays a gun-slinging cop who never has to fill out paperwork for all the people he shoots. Danny Aiello is the drunk priest that he confesses to instead of filling out paperwork. Tom Sizemore shows up as something. Then Kelsey Grammer shows up. Kelsey… FUCKING… Grammer! (Where my Grammer Nazis at?!) Then you'll be watching and then be like, "Wait… Is that Stallone's brother?" I've barely touched on the craziness of this thing. It's like Crash mixed with something much worse than Crash. I support this choice.