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On this date in 1970 a guy said 69'ing was so last year.
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Lenny Kravitz's momma also said "What are you doing in the bathroom that takes so long?" but you don't hear him singing about THAT.
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I'm sorry Ms. Etheridge but I guess I misheard your lyrics, let me go get some Windex.
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Young Anthony Bagofdonuts dreamed of being a horticulturist, but life had other plans.
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If I create a few throwaway accounts everyday to post multiple catchphrases no one will ever notice, thought the person creating throwaway accounts.
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Historians have unearthed Victor's MCAT scores, and it's actually Mister Frankenstein's Monster.
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Throw back Thursday to the taco Tuesday when I shat myself at Friday's.
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We're sorry sir, but the surgery failed to remove the what what from your butt.
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One day we'll look back at this and laugh, but right now we should burn that thing off your neck.
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Eggplant emoji. Welcome to today's show. Eggplant emoji.
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Not every catchphrase submission has to be about sex. For example, this one is about taking a shit.
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Yeah well I'll have you know in some parts of the world mustard is considered an aphrodisiac, mom!
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I don't know what you may have heard, but I do know what you're about to smell. Cookies!
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This trail of shit-covered sock puppets leads back to the tomb of Elvis, or my name isn't Angus MacGyver.
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Nowhere Man, please listen. Can you hear Ringo pissing? It's like a horse.
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It's not that I don't appreciate you building me an android butler, I just wish it didn't constantly refer to itself as "Jizzbot 4000".
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I don't want to be Right Said Fred, regardless if loving you is wrong.
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