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Topics posted by Shampoodler
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Objection Your Honor, technically all underwear is edible.
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Is it mere coincidence that annulment sounds very similar to "anal mint"? I, Scott Aukerman, say probably!
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While we appreciate your hip hop roots Dr. Loc, the board must insist that you stop diagnosing funky cold vaginas.
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It took forty years, but we're finally going to see Chewbacca's balls! Thank you Ron Howard!!
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I’ve green-screened my peen into the movie John Wick, now all you can see is a big shooting dick.
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Mongolian Burning Man is fun but avoid the Squirt Yurt if you khan.
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There was candy and nuts all up in them guts, the night that Wonka came.
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Please read to me from The Wind In The Willows while I lounge on your bed and fart in these pillows.
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Slide out of my BM's and into my DM's you sexy piece of shit.
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Hello Craigslist my old friend, I’ve come to sell my blood again.
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I’ll give you two good reasons why you shouldn’t have carpeted this bathroom.
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He died doing what he loved, telling everyone his chest hurt.
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Maybe it’s just me but for me J.C. is the O.G. GOTG.
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A zeppelin crashed onto Sesame Street?? Oh, the humuppety!
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I believe that the children are our future, but not that the George R.R. Martin.
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If selling expired lunch meat out of the trunk of your car while simultaneously committing arson is a crime, I don't want to be right!
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In the land of the blind, my one-eyed monster sounds more impressive.
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Goodnight moon. Goodnight room. Fuck you cow. Goodnight light.
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