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Topics posted by Shampoodler
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You can take a man out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of a man, but you can take a man out to a Mr. Bungle concert.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Meg Ryan. Richard Gere. Michelle Pfeiffer. Rupert Grint. True Detective Season 3 is gonna be off the chain.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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By the power vested in me by the power of Grayskull I now pronounce you He-Man and partner you may kiss the Battle-Cat.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Matt Besser AMA on Reddit tonight 5pm PST / 8pm EST
By Shampoodler, in improv4humans with Matt Besser
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Toby Keith has rubber teeth and that's just fine by me, but I can't abide his flagrant pride in those breast implants, you see.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ground control to Major Tom, that priest on Oz, was it B.D Wong?
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I still don't understand the Mad Men finale or what he was even doing at that hot dog eating contest.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Nothing could be finer than to be in Caroliner and be watching while Rob Reiner takes a dump outside a diner.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want no shrubs, a shrub is a small to medium-sized woody plant distinguished from a tree by its shorter height that can't get no love from me.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A partridge in a pear tree? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? You know what, just get out.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Somewhere, hidden carefully on the Millenium Falcon, is Chewbacca's dingleberry comb. Gross.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I can't watch The Notebook without an entire box of tissues next to me. That's how much I jerk off.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I like my women like I like my coffee, raised by illiterate peasants.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I just met you and this is crazy but please bend over and accept my gravy.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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