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Batman vs Superman vs Heynongman vs Zach Morris vs Chuck Norris looks good.
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ok, this catchphrase is pretty visual, it's, uhh, like an emoji with slashes. Nah this catchphrase stinks. Thanks for nothing, RoboSlop89. Dick.
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This coffee that came from a cat's ass in East Asia tastes great, but these muffins sure do taste like shit.
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I know this is only our first date but do you ever wonder what kind of faces Ewoks make when they cum?
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Is that a salami in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Both!? Great, I'm hungry AND lonely. Hashtag blessed.
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All shower sex is bathroom sex but not all bathroom sex is shower sex.
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One look at Mrs. Claus' face and I knew Christmas had come early.
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Hey, "The Avengers", maybe you should try being "The Preventers" next time. Way to drop the ball, superdicks.
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There's no cryogenics in baseball, but imagine if there were! Wow!
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This condom fits like a glove, which is nice since I have five penises
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If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, if it's bloody tell somebody, if it's toothpaste you're brushing your teeth wrong
By Shampoodler, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Imagine the smell of a thousand dirty diapers covered in cat vomit rotting in the hot & humid jungle sun. Or Arby's! Mmmmm, Arby's.
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Of course I've read "Everyone Poops", but you're the only other person with keys to my safety deposit box
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Give an elevator a fart and it'll stink for a day. Teach an elevator to fart and it'll stink for a lifetime.
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Yummy yummy yummy I've got gloves in my tummy and I feel like I should see a doctor.
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As the last soft light of day sank below the Western hills I gazed at my love and apologized again for the smell.
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I never dreamed I'd get a chance to say this, but you have late stage gum disease, Mr. Stallone.
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Any Braveheart sequel would have to be a four-parter.
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A better man than me once said a better catchphrase than this.
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