sensory_overlord

Because I like lost causes.

I came here to recommend this movie to the HDTGM crew, but my assumption is that they've passed it over because: A) it's a low-budget indie film and therefore an unfair target for criticism. the movie is so excruciatingly long and so mind-breakingly bad that they have simply declared it unwatchable. C) they are daunted by how much work it would take to fully address all the problems with this epic-length shitshow. It would require pages and pages of notes, and they'd probably have to make two full episodes about it. This fucking movie is LOTR length plus Birdemic quality, so you really have to be a masochistic weirdo to voluntarily expose yourself to it. But hey, they did Birdemic, so maybe they'll consider doing Showgirls 2. Final note: Showgirls 2 is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's like a fever dream. Watching it is a hallucinatory, out-of-body experience that can only be approached by Birdemic or The Neighbors on Peyote. It will leave you reeling, questioning the nature of reality, filmmaking, and the very purpose of life.

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I feel terrible about my first post here being negative, so I'll try to tart it up and make something positive out of what I really want to say. OK, here I go. Ahem: I think that if CBB benefits by bringing a former comedy superstar on their show, than doing so was a worthwhile endeavor. If at least one person who likes Dane Cook can be drawn into listening to CBB, then goodness shall ultimately prevail.

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That is all. Love the show. Sincerely, Sendory Overlord

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