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I hadn't bothered to actually look into ASMR, believing and fearing in its majestically odd and terrible reality despite how absurd it sounded. Weirder things are out there. Wish I didn't click on that link though.. It has substance now and with it, allure. I don't want to become one of them. I can't become one of them. So why am I still looking? Why am I still listening? Please. Stop me. Somebody. Please. Life was hard enough before being a feline aviator. But an ASMR-loving space cat? Heavens to Betsy...

That blender really helped though. Big ups to Williams Sonama. . Welcome to Comedy Blend Blend.

The age of the "This is a good song... This is a good song" remix is over and with it the dream of an absurdist utopia built into its potentially infinite narrative. Maybe one day again we can explore the world where songs could earn multiple accolades, even if redundant, however now it is dead and buried right next to other golden eggs like "What's Up Hotdog" and Plane Breaks. My heart goes out to Chocotaw. You could hear his sullen acceptance of the singular "That's a good song" which is only all that more heartbreaking when remembering how elated he was at the double's original conception. It was almost as much as Paul loves chemicals. We are all bound by the inertia of our efforts and novelty, no matter how novel, should not impede that progress. "This is a good song." will just have to be good enough for now. God bless and stay warm this winter.

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Just did an actual spittake at Gino's "Don't be barking at your baby like a dog its rude" rant.

The enthusiasm that Choctaw revels in the the new "Double Tiny" Remix makes me wonder if the entire episode was just an excuse to get that soundbyte proper. His tone also changes completely afterward, sounding incredibly relieved as he finishes the sign off. I like to think he that got the idea during Festival Supreme while hanging out with Brendon Small and has been holding it in ever since. I can't wait for thirdzies, or the possibility that there eventually a threshold of "That's a good song!"s will be reached and will no longer be a good song and to the furtherance that more beyond that could redeem it back to be a good.song. This is now why I listen to the show.

What will we tell the children of the day Shout Awful-Mummy, the shocking disc jockey, knocked on that door with his properly erect penis? Shout Awful-Mummy. Shout Awful-Mummy. Fucking fuck, will it ever get better than Shout Awful-Mummy. I can't breathe.

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After that episode I've gotten very concerned about the security of our posts. I mean whats to stop them from getting hacked? I that the best thing would be to give all of our passwords out and to buy season 3 of THE UPRIGHT CITZENS BRIGADE. PAUL LUMBERHACK IS THE 1337357

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It's love. Now where's the dog. The cops are coming. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Talk about Hollywood Facts! Tash.2 was all scoops and hoops. We'll miss her greatly. Dreama inspired a Fourvel-esque series of huddles that were comedic gems although I could have used some instructional acrostics. How else were they supposed to remember to leave Tash.2 to get murdershot like a bear? I guess without the majestic and magnificent Lord ALW there, they lacked the magnitude of mind power and fortitude to craft one. That or PFT and Choctaw were just too distracted by finally being Side-by-Sides. Dear lord, they were finally Side-by-Sides.

AND SO HE PUSS AND BOOTS

I wasn't ever a huge fan of Dane Cook, but I can certainly appreciate his story and respect the amount of work he's done. I think that's something that a lot of people just overlook when it comes to these overexposed, often times exploited mega-stars--- More often then not, They work really fucking hard and usually really fucking wanted to be the best they could be. Hearing Dank's actor's pain just further validated that concept for me. Excited to see how he develops. Reggie was a delight. Neil's character would make a great show where self-cognizance becomes contagious among teens and Zero Fucks Boyd(Of The Chris Gethard Show) and the ghost of Joey Ramone begrudgingly try to expunge the empathetic nature from the infected teenagers by questing for some kind of necromantic artifact. The oopsy-Hollywood Facts theme getting played was my favorite part of this episode and maybe of this entire podcasts run. Maybe it was the weed, maybe it was all the Brooklyn Ninty-Nine I've been watching, but it destroyed me with comedy.

Great eppy! Casey is fun. Ken is fun. That's important in a fun show. I found Joe's character audibly abrasive but regardless of that, I liked him and was consistently surprised by the twists and turns he took with it. Very Merrill Shindler-like in several regards. Riddle Me This continues to be a progressively worsening trainwreck. It's a fantastic idea and has gotten some fantastic content but it requires a better format or explanation. It's fun watching these bits evolve though. I'm willing to be patient with it. Scotty knows what he's doing. Speaking of Ol'Scottrick and that Marry Me show, I swear he had to be involved in the later restaurant sketch. The timing. The language. The over-stale literalness and curt formalness of Ken and Casey's banter at one point is just spot on Aukerman. Speaking of that Marry Me show, and just the show now, it was about as good as a pilot for a rom-com-sit-com-dom-a-wom can be. My only fear is that the amazing John Gemberling, STAR OF FAT GUY IN THE INTERNET AND MANAGER OF MC CHRIS, might be called a 'discount Zach Galifianakis' in this harsh era of lazily associating bearded white men who are funny with their alpha.

With that much chemistry in the room, I'm surprised Paul didn't show up. He loves chemicals so much he might as well be Walter White. ;) ;) ;)

This was my first 'new' episode having listened to the show from episode one to current. What a ride, ladies. What a ride. Great combo. Cameron and JW were juicy together. Nothing better than an adventurous guest and a malleable co-host who isn't afraid to really dig into the details of a subterranean hide-out and eventually take them as their ward. Plugs theme was gold. Choctaw was double platinum.