AstronomicalCat
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And just like scat porn, it has an alarming lack of jazz... but not jizz~
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Pork for nothing. Bacon for less. Meat magic, Meat magic! Ham me a dress!
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If I got a nickle for every nickle I got, I'd build Nickletown, home of Nickles.
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She said she just wanted to be friends, so I called Joey Tribbiani.
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Breath in cottonballs... Breath out cottonballs... COTTONBALLS! COTTONBALLS!
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IRREGARDLESS, It's not a word and probably won't be a catchphrase either.
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10%! 20%! 30%! 40%! 50%! 60%! 70%! 80%! 90%! AND HERES 100% OF A CATCHPHRASE
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We were only fresh men. No girls. Just men. All fresh.
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In Braille, this statement looks like a bunch of dots.
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Setup into punchline? More like punchlimes. I have limes for fists. That's the joke.
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You can catch a phrase but you can't phrase a catch. ESPN has been trying for years but all they've done is drop the ball at talking about balls.
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If you're going to sleaze, sleaze with meat. Porkloins like this never last.
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And on bass guitar... Strings! Also frets. There's a string guide there too.
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Pound it Pound it Don't walk around it. Be that classy guuuuuuuuuuuuuuy~
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Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring. Nobody is allowed to use this as a ringtone.
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Party people. They're the people who like to party and we hunt them. We will never stop hunting them.
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How much missile could a missiletruck truck if a missiletruck could truck missiles.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Two in the bush is worth one in the stink. Now subtract the number of birds and divide by your hands.
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If wishes were kisses, I'd fuck all the fishes, because me and the misses just smooched in the kitchen.
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