AstronomicalCat
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If I got a nickle for every nickle I got, I'd build Nickletown, home of Nickles.
By AstronomicalCat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Two in the bush is worth one in the stink. Now subtract the number of birds and divide by your hands.
By AstronomicalCat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And on bass guitar... Strings! Also frets. There's a string guide there too.
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Never trust a podcast with a catchphrase suggestion bit at the beginning. However, if they're self-referential, they will lead you to treasure.
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Splash Splash I was taken a back. Could Janet really be the killer? Could I still love her?
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Lights! Cameras! Craft Table! A Golf Cart Drives By! GATGATGAT Yo'dead playa!
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IRREGARDLESS, It's not a word and probably won't be a catchphrase either.
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Momma, I can't win. Please pick me up from the Magic: The Gathering tournament.
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Now I can finally be a rapper since everything I say rhymes. Oh fuck, nevermind.
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Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno, but hey we're the monkeys and we like to monkey around.
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Yes, one day my nuts will be dust. However, today is not that day and those aren't MY nuts.
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If you can't stand the heat, stop having sex with rotisserie chickens.
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Oh you said "Juice" cleanse. Well, this is going to pretty embarrassing but I might have accidentally committed genocide.
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Looks like the cat's out of the bag! I got you a dog! Hold on to this dog bag while try to catch it for you.
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Comedy Take A Ride With Me. This is smarvel Vsukerman.
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If you're feeling whack and smack dab in a puddle of paddles, better slap on some spanks and prepare yourself for a buffet of belting.
By AstronomicalCat, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Choo Choo, Choo Choo. Here comes the train-train, the train that carries other trains. We worship it because its heavy, with the weight of not one but
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If wishes were kisses, I'd fuck all the fishes, because me and the misses just smooched in the kitchen.
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How much missile could a missiletruck truck if a missiletruck could truck missiles.
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