"All I Need are Plugs" - A heart-wrenching Linctron original

["All I Need are Plugs" - A heart-wrenching Linctron original]

[Episode 95 — Mike Still, Our Close Friend]

Oh, I can't stand all that talk about spooky skellingtons and haunted Dr. Frankingsteins

[Please get Tim Heidecker on the show]

I find myself just laughing at the fact that people are laughing, and it feels a little cheap. I hate to say it, but it's kind of like Bob and Tom

[Please get Tim Heidecker on the show]

Idk... I've never really enjoyed his CBB episodes. Its just that lazy, laughing-at-nothing anti-comedy that I think too many people fall for

[Volcano (1997)]

It's like none of them have ever heard of a volcano. It's.... bananas.

[Volcano (1997)]

This movie looks like it could've been made in 1985. It's fantastically bad. Please do it

[I'm Sport Auklandman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang]

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[I'm Scott Aukerman, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.]

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[If you're not funny, why don't you go and jump off that bridge?]

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[What guest do you want to see?]

Bill Hader - Bill Murray - Dana Carvey - Donald Glover - The Avett Brothers - President Lincoln

[Plugs 4: Fuck's Sake]

Dear Mr. Likethunder,

I'm strangely fascinated by your objectively off-putting songs. Do you dabble in music elsewhere?

 

Sincerely,

Sir Linctron

["PLUG ON THIS - By Pitbull" - By Linctron]

Well, i liked it anyway

[Fool me once, I'll kill your dog]

That's what I WANTEDDDD!

[Plugz Theme Hey Nong Man]

Linky likey

[Exact time that a new ep is released?]

Did he like it pretty much immediately? Or sometime this week? Just curious. Congrats, btw!

[CBB in your dreams]

I dreamed that I was back in HS and my entire graduating class took a field trip to earwolf and we're ALL special guests on "sabeebee." I was so pissed, because I never got the chance to talk

[Great episodes to introduce someone to CBB?]

148 definitely. Dalton Wilcox. J-Man. Scotty Anchorman. Beachfront propertyyyyyyy.... I've brought many friends to the light with this one

[Plugs 3: Titular Submitter]

I'm bitter, but congratulations!

[Exact time that a new ep is released?]

I have a plugs theme submitted, and i can't wait to find out if i made the cut! Rather than refreshing my page every ten seconds, it may be more convenient to ask you fine, experienced folk.

 

Thanks!

- Linc

[What guest do you want to see?]

Nick Offerman,

Jim Gaffigan,

Dmitri Martin, etc.

[Do any of you Handbook-heads have bands? If so, plug them here!]

I'm in an a cappella group called "Another Round." Used to go by the name Straight No Chaser

[Hayes sighting?]

Come on. That was obviously a MEXICAN family! Big ups to those of all stars and stripes

[Sean or Hayes?]

Fire Brett. Always fire Brett. Replace him with Danny Glover.

["PLUG ON THIS - By Pitbull" - By Linctron]

In the words of L. Ron Hubbard, "First draft, last draft. Get it out the door."

[When in Rome, be sure to turn of your Roman data!]

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