NickSpannaus

Even Pally seemed to be playing along (albeit in a different manner from what we've come to expect from most guests). His outbursts and frustration didn't seem genuine--I think he was just acting out his idea of how a guest *should* react.

Has any guest gotten legitimately upset and/or angry on this show? I know there have been a couple that didn't quite get what was going on (Pauly Shore comes to mind), but I still haven't heard an episode where Sean Hayes has a guest that absolutely refuses to play along and takes issue with them.

I heard Maria Bamford was going to appear on Hollywood Handbook. Any truth to this?

summer for winter and such and such; it's because of ANGELS??

I feel ya, but I can only bring myself to post when I'm drunk. It's a catch-22.

Has anyone here NOT won the pro version yet?

You can lead a clown to water, but you can't make him Doink.

Steely Dan should become a Steely Dan cover band. The audience won't go home thinking "Steely Dan sucks." They'll think, "Great cover band!"

My co-workers always ask why I have a dream-catcher in my office. I put it up to intercept anyone wanting to tell me about their dreams.

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." ...really, Polonius? REALLY? You're gonna pull that shit? I need to use your stapler for ONE MINUTE.

Actions speak louder than words... unless the word is "KABLAMMO!"

Cut me some slack, world. I got bills to pay and a mouth to feed. *My* mouth... if you have to be all particular about it.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the phrase "cotton-headed ninny muggins" is, in fact, the most racist combination of words possible.

We should get to know one another... so that, one day, we can catch up.

"Are you there, C'thulhu? It's me, Morgoth." Hashtag Oprah's Book Club

That they do.

technicality? no down. boo. over.

If I had read this FIRST, I would have just held off on posting my own 28 submissions.

G+

Nice

That was the day we realized it wasn't an act of terrorism; it wasn't an inside job; it was merely... Fawlty Towers.

I was telling my friend about a dream I had. Then I realized I was telling my friend about a dream I had. I'd like to take this chance to apologize to the world.

Cool science fact: a COMPLETELY broken clock is correct two times a day... whereas a SLIGHTLY broken clock can distort space/time itself.

Por que? I don't even know 'ue!