NickSpannaus

I don't want to alarm you, Jewish Jack Bauer, but security has been alerted of a mohel in the ranks of the Brit Milah.

I dulled Occam's razor from too much cutting, and now it's just more of a bludgeoning tool.

Golly, I've really buttered the bread THIS time!

I'll have what she's having. Extra napkins, please.

...is Kyle a sociopath?

Tell ya, man, I'm stuck on this lovely Garlin Of course to me, he mean all t' world But then he might actually go I fall down dead, he never see the tears I show So please, please, please do not go Please, please, please do not go Please, please, please do not go How long can the days go on when my like is so strong? And I know I cannot tell a lie, I don't want to see him go bye Goodbye, bye, goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye Now I wonder, I wonder what he would say If I told him, if I told him I felt this way You know it might make him turn, might make him turn Might make him turn either way So all I can do is patiently pray, pray, pray, pray, pray So please, please, please do not go Please, please, please do not go Please, please, please do not go I'll tell you, man, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck on this Garlin And y'know I'd travel, I could travel over the whole world And you know what he does, he turn around and leave--WHY?? I fall down dead, he never see the tears I cry Please, please, please do not go Please, please, please do not go Please, please, please do not go Please, please, please do not go Please, please, please, you hurt me so Please, please, please, you hurt me so Please, please, please, you've got so much more to show

If a tree falls in the woods and a lumbersexual isn't around to make love to it...has humanity lost its way?

You know what ELSE a spoonful of sugar helps with? Adult onset diabetes. Shame on you, Ms. Julie Andrews. #ThePenguinStaysInThePicture

The grass is always cheaper on the wrong side of the tracks.

I'll have what she's having. Extra napkins, please.

<beatnik applause>

It's a palindrome!

Vote Yes On New No-Nos, But No On Old Bonobos! --Sir Nicholas James Spannaus III

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Great episode!! You rock, Lauren!!

GREAT episode!!

My top 3: Jeff Garlin Andy Daly Don't Stop Or We'll Die ...and, what the heck, how about PFT (again!!)

"Artists sometimes don't know what they're doing." -- Jack O'Brien This is a great line. Personally, I think artists generally provide the LEAST valuable criticism* of their own work. Without getting too in-depth, I think the human mind has a lot more going on during the creative process than we realize. Fans/critics creating elaborate (valid) theories on pop-culture subjects is a great example. Therefore, After Hours is an objectively important piece of history. *Definitions #3-6 on dictionary.com