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My sister got excited when she saw that Teen Witch is available on Netflix, and that got us talking about other bad movies that we loved when we were kids. After a very in depth discussion breaking down the amaze-balls choreography in Once Bitten, this little gem popped into my head. My Demon Lover, starring Scott Valentine, aka Nick Moore (aka Mallory's hot piece from Family Ties). I think we mostly watched this one again and again because we had huge crushes on him (because we knew him as Mallory's hot, dumb piece of man-meat), and he had a place of honor amongst our Bop and Teen Beat pinups. We also loved monster movies, so it was a win-win for us. It's seems like it's pretty easy to find too. $2.99 gets you a rental on Amazon and YouTube, so please, please, please look into doing this one. I think it would make for a really fun episode! Here's a link to the trailer:

Now I definitely searched the forums for this movie, and nothing came up. If someone finds otherwise, point me in the right direction. My boyfriend and I just finished watching one of the most insane horror movies from the late '80s. And we stumbled upon it! This movie is straight up craze balls. There's random gratuitous ass and titty shots that make you convince yourself one of the actresses and the director might have been fucking. One of the characters, possessed by a demon, draws lipstick slowly over her chest and nipple, and then proceeds to press the entire tube of lipstick into (and subsequently THROUGH) her nipple, into her chest. The character that walks in on her, moments later gets his eyes popped right into his skull. Who knows with this crazy and AMAZING awful piece of work what they were thinking. Parts of worked for us. Most of it was crazy. The LINES in this. An old man shakes his fist at a kid, in the beginning and says "YOU SONOFABITCH" shaking his fist like the most stereotypical crotchety old man. At one point, to get a party started, someone says they brought a strobe light from home because their parents were "former acid heads". Spoiler alert! It really DOES get the party started for some reason. Also, this is one of the very rare horror movies, especially of its time, to have the ONLY black character be a complete coward, AND survive. Well.... he redeems himself at the VERY end. But MAN does he take his time. There's a pretty psychedelic dance sequence in which one of the characters, dressed as a bride in black, is spinning to the strobe light while demonic sounding backward-speaking Latin metallica music plays in the background. These are just mere moments from this full on crazy wild ride of a horror movie. The first 45 minutes is literally all exposition. But once all the characters look into a mirror, shit his the fan and it doesn't stop spattering all over the floors and walls of and ceilings of this crazy frickin' movie until the very last frame

First time poster, long time fan. Subscribed to the forums because this 1987 Reb Brown classic needs to be more widely known. It's an absolutelybananas Rambo: First Blood Part II meets Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome extravaganza and probably the best introduction to the "proto Asylum Films" works of Italian schlock fest director Bruno Mattei, which body of work included such titles as "Porno Holocaust (1981) and Terminator II (1989), aka Shocking Dark after James Cameron threatened to sue. The whole film can be watched on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGDyDL4fiM