10. If this Door's a knockin', then Choctaw's a Rockin'
9. Hurry down to your Local bar and buy Nanna a new Bicycle!
8. When the Mer-People eat Fiber, You Know I'll be at that Party!
7. Hey, Fussy PillsBottom! Get in the ChuckWagon!
6. Why Dance with Spurs, when you can Dance with Spurs?
5. Please TellAndré 3000 that Miss Jackson is an Unforgiving Existentialist.
4. If you mispronounce 'Hermaphrodite', you get weird looks in Church.
3. All Urinary Infections are now Half-Off!
2. Why Not just ASK the chicken why he crossed?
1. Murderous Pecks of Rohan! This Chili is not even Formatted!