How has this not been suggested let alone done?!
From Jolie's platinum blonde dreadlocks to Nic Cage going Evel Knievel all over the Vincent Thomas Bridge, this movie deserves at least a 90 minute episode. Then nearly everyone has a GI Joe style nickname and every car could have its own credit in the movie since they have their own names as well. Also, the final fight involves Nic Cage holding the bad guy's chair hostage.