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"He's RENATO one minute, LEROY the next. Mama mia, is this homie confused!" - the back of the DVD case What would happen if Whoopi Goldberg and Paul Mooney dropped their baby in a river and the baby was found and raised by a couple Italian stereotypes? Obviously that baby would grow up thinking he was Italian despite looking like Turk from Scrubs. Roughly twenty years later, his birth parents rediscover Turk and now he has to learn how to be black., which obviously involves playing basketball and wearing a dashiki (no black people were involved with writing this movie). Also Tony Soprano's daughter is his Jewish girlfriend and the fourth-best member of N*Sync is his Italian best friend. Homie Spumoni takes place in a world where everyone is racist to everyone else all the time. You'll see: An Irish man being racist toward Italian people An Italian man being racist toward Jewish people A Jewish woman being racist toward black people A black man being racist toward black people because he thinks he's Italian and more! It also features the most insane and completely unnecessary plot twist I have ever seen! It's just an incredible mess of a film.

Let me start by saying that this movie is insane. Beverly DeAngelo is released from jail and becomes the nanny for two precious children who's parents are dubbed "the worst ever." She then gets the idea that she could sell the kids to make a quick buck. Let's just say there's a dead monkey, an obsessive compulsive yuppy couple, and Beverly DeAngelo learns a lesson. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111525/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3igi6r2Go-0 Just wanted to add an apology: I posted this in the main section instead of posting here, and I apologize for not posting a recommendation in a spot that says, very boldly, BAD MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS.

Want to read a funny thread where racist white supremacists argue about Jason’s race? While they are purely arguing if Jason is really white and if he could hypothetically date their daughters. The real question of “should you let Jason date your daughter not based on the fact if he is white or not”, but because he is JASON FUCKING MANTZOUKAS!!!!

A hero dog serves with the Marines in Afghanistan until his handler dies a hero, then the dead handler's family adopts the hero dog, who now has PTSD. If Safe Haven made Jason cry, then holy shit, THIS will bring everyone to tears at minute two during the podcast. Of course, we all know how and why this movie got made (it's about sad dogs becoming better dogs, American heroes, small town values, running towards something with dramatic music swells, etc.), I would just be interested in this being an episode of the podcast to hear our intrepid hosts react to it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3369806/reference

All you need to do is watch the trailer to understand why this movie is ideal for HDTGM: It has the things that make 70 movies great: the ex-football player in Rosey Grier, 70s racial cliches, terrible action sequences involving cop cars and motorcycles, and the director moving up from porn. Seriously, watch this trailer and you will understand.

Because you think he's gonna say something "non-'P.C.'" (that stands for Politically Correct.)