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Having just seen this on Friday, this is perfect for HDTGM. Now it's not as bad as Chronicles was, but this is leaps and bounds behind Pitch Black. There was a really great story in this movie, that was unfortunately sandwiched between two sub par ones. The first third of the movie is basically a sci-fi version of Cast Away with a space dog/wolf/thing and Vin Diesel, while the last part of the movie, which is what is promoted in all of the trailers, is just a not as exciting rehash of Pitch Black minus all the tension. The middle section of this movie is fantastic though with it concerning Riddick fighting bounty hunters. There was tension and great action, which made me want to see so much more of it, especially compared to the rest of the movie. The first part alone would make Jason go bananas, but June would lose her mind when it comes to Katee Sackhoff's boobs. For some reason, the makers of the movie couldn't decide on whether or not she was going to wear a pushup bra or just go natural. So for much of the movie, her chest changes size and not just a little bit, at certain points in the movie it looks like they did computer animation to give her porn star size breasts. That along with the fact that women are treated as holes to hold a cock in this movie, June would have a lot to go off on while Jason screamed at the top of his lungs about the insanity of this movie.