The Taint

[jarrycanada 2483]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1667133

 

In the mood for some lowbudget horror films? this has it all. I'll warn you it's sick. really really sick. goto youtube and type in the taint trailer. I would post it but you'll know why I didn't after you watch the trailer.

 

I watched this movie the other night and it was shockingly bad.

 

Thanks admin for fixing this..

[seanotron 2307]

Yoinks! I don't think I could make it through 1 minute of that.

[RyanSz 3140]

It's like someone tried to make an American version of a Japanese Gore film. And did you notice the floating dicks behind the head of the mullet character during the trippy head shots?

[jarrycanada 2483]

Ryan thats foreshadowing of events to come..

 

the plot line to this film is crazy, it's about this penis enlargement drug that has a horrible side effect, it makes men want to attack woman. so most of the guys in this film that are infected are zomble like sex crazed perverts who run around with fake looking dildos out of there pants.I wish I was kidding about this. but at points of the movie when the guys find a woman to attack, they sqeart a large amount of fake looking man juice at them... did a tell you this is not a porno...but it sure feels like it at times but you never see a true sex scene in the film. lIke I said it's really a perverted movie.

 

This film reminds me a lot of sleep away camp. As it's got that cheesy hey let's go make a movie this weekend, bring your film camera to the park type vibe. You're expecting the police to interrupt the filmmaking process at any point.

 

It's like they're trying to make an 80s style horror film it's got that 80s style Terminator movie synthesizer style music, That we all know and love. I never thought of Japanese anime, yeah that would be correct.

 

Lot of fake wigs in this film. everyone looks like they are wearing a wig. bad 80s style wigs.

 

Good stuff,