Uncle Monty 6 Posted June 10, 2013 I was hoping this thread would be an encyclopaedic breakdown of all of Blaine's adverts 2 Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted June 15, 2013 CRACKLE! Crackle! For when you want to marathon Godzilla movies while you sleep your Saturday away! CRACKLE! "Hey, wake up, it's Mothra!" 1 Share this post Link to post
DubipR 485 Posted June 22, 2013 Liquid Paper! How many times has someone said to you...'Hey, Mike Nesmith of the Monkee's mom created Liquid Paper!' Simply kick them in the balls and walk away smiling. LIQUID PAPER! Â Now in Spellcheck! Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted June 23, 2013 FACEBOOK! Check out Facebook! It's tumblr for moms! FACEBOOK! "The picture said 'Share if you love your country! Why didn't you 'share' it? Grandma's really upset and wanted me to talk to you!" FACEBOOK! 1 Share this post Link to post
schadenfreudian 27 Posted July 1, 2013 Asparagus! When you absolutely, positively need your pee to smell like farts. Share this post Link to post
boxofgeese 18 Posted July 1, 2013 I was hoping this thread would be an encyclopaedic breakdown of all of Blaine's adverts   Yeah, me too... Has anyone been cataloguing all of them? I started writing them down, but that was well into the middle of the episodes. Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted July 2, 2013 The brand new JOKE-CATALOGER 9000! The Joke-Cataloger 9000, vastly superior to the old model, now has an instant meme generator! The Joke-Cataloger 9000! Because nothing's funnier than writing a joke down that somebody else said and breaking it down into why it's funny! The Joke-Cataloger 9000! From KILLFUN! The makers of PIE-GLUE (glue your pie down so they won't be thrown!) & WAFFLE IRONER (iron your waffle into a pancake with WAFFLE IRONER)! THE JOKE-CATALOGER 9000! (available only in Utah) Share this post Link to post
DubipR 485 Posted July 3, 2013 Paula Deen Catering  Enjoy the bounty of Southern Hospitality and tastes a' plenty with the mild touch of good ol' fashion bigotry. From fried chicken to etouffee, enjoy the culinary delights of Mrs. Deen and her caterers as they serve you in true Southern eating.  "Mmmmm, that's N-word-riffic," according to Paula! Share this post Link to post
stickfigurehero 9 Posted July 3, 2013 Children's chewable morphine. Â Bedtime is now anytime! Â From the makers Uncle Jack Daniels cough syrup. 1 Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Pen and paper! Work! Play! Talk to your friends! It's the original computer! Pen and paper! 1 Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Obscure emoticons! Because nuance and emotion are not hard enough in chatrooms. Obscure emoticons. Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Oldies stations! It's been 30 years since the 1980's. Oldies stations! Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Boomerangs! When your dog is too lazy to fetch. Boomerangs! Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Sphinx! (Sphinx!) Unholy union of man and lion. Sphinx. From the makers of Minotaur and Basselope! Â (Shout out to "The Venture Brothers" and Berke Breathed's "Bloom County") Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Spartans! Heroes of Thermopyle, despoilers of boys. Spartans! Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Eyes! Looking, blinking, crying, Eyes! From the makers of Ears. 2 Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 Broad swords! You got your hacking in my slashing! You got your slashing in my hacking! Broad swords! Â If I don't stop now I never will. Good night, Glenishmoore! Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 6, 2013 (Okay, one more) Obnoxious signatures! Yeah, yeah you're the funniest/smartest/alpha nerd. Overcompensating on Internet forums since the ASCII days of 1994! Obnoxious signatures. I gots one, and I knows it! Share this post Link to post
StevoDoccerson 97 Posted July 11, 2013 TUMBLR! Tumblr! For when you want to look at pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch and read grad students opinions about gender roles! TUMBLR! We've got hashtags too! TUMBLR! GIFs from movies you've seen hundreds of times! TUMBLR! It's like facebook without your mom! TUMBLR! (from the makers of LiveJournal) Share this post Link to post
ThePinkPhantom 20 Posted July 12, 2013 MySpace! Isn't it cute, grandpa still thinks he's cool! MySpace! Because Zuckerburg would never be your first friend. MySpace! Love us, please! We're still cooler than Friendster! MySpace! Â (cue the jingle) Â Do you really think Facebook is your place? Then you haven't tried the new MySpace! Â -From the makers of Compuserve Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted July 12, 2013 I was hoping this thread would be an encyclopaedic breakdown of all of Blaine's adverts If there are any you remember - type them in and credit Blaine Capatch. I am going to update the Wika page for an episode guide and as part of that - I'll pull them and add them here. It will take some time to re-listen to the old episodes to pull them out so, in the mean time, come up with some new ones. It's fun! Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted July 12, 2013 Pillow cases! Covers pillows AND your face at Klan rallies. Hobo's bag-of-holding since 1929. Soft, Smooth and racist. Pillow cases. 1 Share this post Link to post
IDisrobe 7 Posted July 12, 2013 A few of these are really good. Most are just so-so. And others - like my Pillow case one above - must thrill Blaine as he realizes his job is very, very safe. 1 Share this post Link to post