Far Cry

[DunkinMaBawls 3]

Ingredients:

-Add 1 Uwe Boll

-Mix into 1 badly contrived video-game-movie

-Simmer on low and stir occasionally.

 

Don't let cool, serve immediately on plate of thick cheese.

Making a perfect storm recipe for HDTGM.

 

 

 

Paul, Jason, June... just look, he's practically DARING you to do it...

 

 

[imhatch 271]

dude killed it as hugo stiglitz but never understood how a man who was in far cry and deuce bigalow european gigolo got a role in what was probably tarantino's biggest hyped movie at the time when basterds came out

[PlanBFromOuterSpace 3138]

dude killed it as hugo stiglitz but never understood how a man who was in far cry and deuce bigalow european gigolo got a role in what was probably tarantino's biggest hyped movie at the time when basterds came out

Yeah, that was the only reason I knew who the guy was, so it was at least kind of good timing on Boll's part to have the guy in a movie around the time that Basterds came out.

[Johnny Unusual 525]

I highly doubt this is going to happen. The guys had their fill of Boll and I don't think they're going back there again for a long time, if ever.

 

Here's the trailer... because I love trailers

[jarrycanada 2483]

Never even heard of this movie tell now. and I love farcry the game.

I take it that because Uwe Boll directed this it was a right to video release.?

[Blueman29X 72]

Never even heard of this movie tell now. and I love farcry the game.

I take it that because Uwe Boll directed this it was a right to video release.?

 

Unfortunately no. This was in theaters for a few weeks. On the plus side, apparently nobody went to go see it (it made under one million dollars worldwide)!