Sark's Bruce Willis Impression

[ThomWinters 6]

Hey, B.P. & F—why have none of you twigged to the fact that Sark's Bruce Willis sounds like Snagglepuss after a debilitating stroke?

 

He sounds like fucking SNAGGLEPUSS!

[Glaive 29]

...more like BAGPUSS!!

[RiffWizard 6]

It doesn't sound even remotely similar to Bruce Willis but I love it. I wish Sark used that as his DM voice full-time.

[Naurek 15]

I had to back it up and listen like 6 times. I had massive sober giggles listening to that + Bart's version and Blackee's fit of Christopher Lloyd mumbles.

[Jakabird 5]

The first time we were treated to this impression, if I recall, was the very beginning of an episode. That, combined with the fact that I had no idea it was a quote, made me feel two things: 1) I had somehow managed to jump to the middle of an episode (I actually checked my display), and 2) literal, actual chills. I thought it was some lecherous old man, maybe a pedophile, definitely a murderer. Seriously creeped me out, but I think the relief I felt when I realized what was going on made me laugh even harder at all the nonsense that ensued.

[StevenWilson 8]

I thought he sounded more like a deaf Marlon Brando