steven segal is THE GLIMMER MAN!!!

[ill Neal 42]

i just saw this movie. it was pretty great. there is so much i want to say about it to convince you that it's worth watching but i also don't want to ruin it. the movie, the bit actors, the writing, the backdrops, the premise... fucking everything.

 

i highly recommend it, if not for the show, for fellow fans of schlocky bad movies. go watch it, it's pretty great!!!

[Snake 165]

I've never seen it, but unfortunately it doesn't seem to be streaming anywhere. Some highlights I've quickly noticed are:

 

Keenan Ivory Wayans is in it

 

When you Google the movie and that "actors in the movie sidebar" pops up, the lead actress' picture is instead of a math teacher of the same name's mugshot, where she is just caked in cold sores. She was apaprently arrested for prostitution or something.

 

Steven Seagal wrote and performed most of the songs on the soundtrack

 

It gets 13% on Rotten Tomatoes

[ill Neal 42]

i was at a friend's place last night hanging out, flipping channels on TV looking for something to watch. this came on and we flipped to it and were almost immediately hooked. i want to say there was probably 70 minutes left, but we figured we were a decent way into the movie and probably missed a ridiculously bad opening scene, as well as a hilariously awful introduction to our characters.

 

we attempted to find it streaming on netflix to get a fresh start but couldn't find it. i want to say we caugh it on starz.

 

man, so good... explding TVs, deer penis, mumbling, and the witty banter!!! bad boys wish they had a fucking rapport like these two!

[RobinC.Hu 0]

Saw this in the theater when it first came out. It was during the sunset of his career. Good times.

[ill Neal 42]

whose career?

 

my font is strong, like the ukraine!

 

p.s. complete lack of romantic interest. also deer penis.

[SlidePocket 707]

The movie has just been picked for next week's show!

[ill Neal 42]

i'm so psyched. it's a good one. you'll love it.

[SlidePocket 707]

whose career?

 

He's talking about Steven Seagal's career, just as his success was beginning to peter out by that point.