TWO new PFT inspired shirts now in the Earwolf Store!

[Shannon 2953]

 

 

 

GET YOURSELF ONE! HERE

 

 

And when you get it show us how hot you look in it HERE

[Pants Masterson 81]

I am passionately in love with the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt.

[DanEngler 5249]

I am passionately in love with the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt.

The design for this shirt came from animator Sara Pocock, who has created a lot of fantastic CBB art.

[Johnny Unusual 525]

MUST GET KNIFEGRAB!

 

However, I think we need a mnemonic device to help us remember. How about M.U.S.T. G.E.T. K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B.

 

OK, so first we have M as in... Money. We need money to buy the shirt.

[Pants Masterson 81]

U as in Unlimited. Unlimited love for shirt designer Sara Pocock.

[PhillipMedoc 648]

Okay, S is easy, Sharknado, which is an episode of HDTGM which Scott Aukernom appeared on.

[cmac94 191]

T as in Today I will buy the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt with the money I have

[Johnny Unusual 525]

G, as in Gee, Your Knife Grab shirt smells terrific. Like the musk of a dirty child mixed with the scent of a perfumed handkerchief that, surprisingly, compliments each other perfectly.

[_Lily_ 19]

E as in Eventually there will be terrible consequences for those who fail to purchase this shirt

[Johnny Unusual 525]

T. As in the shirt-type. Not sweater or under.

[PhillipMedoc 648]

K, as in maah wife is Knitting a sweater that I need for my K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt.

[cmac94 191]

N, No one can deny that you should buy the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirts immediately with the money you have, less you be shut out by the other cool kids with such fantastic shirts

[DanEngler 5249]

I. I can't believe Earwolf got Aeon Flux-era Charlize Theron to model the K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt!

[Pants Masterson 81]

F, Freedom is something Americans enjoy despite Barack Hussein Obamacare, and they can exercise that freedom by buying this shirt;

[PhillipMedoc 648]

E, for Earwerewolf, which is what this podcast network unfortunately turns into every full moon; buy a KNIFEGRAB shirt today! Every purchase helps support comedy podcast lycanthropy research.

[robinsbruce 4985]

G. Get this while you still can because I may buy all of them.

[cmac94 191]

R. Run quickly to your computer, go to www.earwolf.com, click the SHOP! button, and immediately purchase one or both of these shirts, or I'm gonna get real fuckin' stabby.

[rod aug 5637]

A. Ah, what a mistake it would be to not buy this K.N.I.F.E. G.R.A.B. shirt immediately!

[benk 257]

B. Bollocks! I waited too long and now I can't buy a K.N.I.F.E. G.R.A.B. shirt. I am an idiot!

[reptar 25]

so let's go over this one more time to make sure we're all on the same page

[ocean_machine 56]

Good idea. Okay, so M stands for Money. We need money to buy the shirt.

[LizBradley 144]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO There's a mysterious stain on my K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt and now they're all out of the smaller sizes! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[paul_gallo 12]

Any chance KNIFEGRAB will be reprinted at some point?

[Warble2850 28]

Any chance KNIFEGRAB will be reprinted at some point?

 

I lost out by hoping to pick one up on the tour. Ugh.

I guess I'd be OK with an I.N.T.E.R.D.I.M.E.N.S.I.O.N.A.L. F.R.Y.V.A.U.L.T. G.R.A.B. when that comes around.

[coconutphone 169]

Yeah I'd grab a K.N.I.F.E.G.R.A.B. shirt if they re-released it. Now, if only there was a way to remember to do ....